[woahdudenode]

Pearl, a rare albino raven.

[sixpenceee]

“Smoke Horns” by Butch Locsin

[vladtheunfollower]

[bagh0st-deactivated20240223]

Hes trying his best. I love him.

[2spleenz]

MILO YOURE A RACEHORSE

[m86-deactivated20171116]

halloween new costume idea

[sminervasblog]

Nice🤩

[wardenmcpherson]

The greatest blessing of my life is that I’ve never run into a moose out in teh woods. I would pass out pissing myself and crying.

[ruffboi-mags]

gods I would be FAR too scared to think of opening my phone, moose are terrifying

[kaitkent]

of all the animals i love, i am 100% convinced that moose are the old gods wandering the earth.

[lovefreedomhappiness]

just need sex and a good thunderstorm, that’s all

[anime--irl]

Anime_irl

[contac]

[nikocat]

my furry ass when the werewolf pulls out his knot

[deathclawboyfriend-deactivated2]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Google needs a mascot that shakes his head in disappointment when you google something stupid.

[brunz]

That Seinfeld fella is pretty funny he should get his own show

[meta-xylene]

I’ve got some great news

[brunz]

what

[meta-xylene]

I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to geico

[loptrcoptr]

If you’re ever feeling down, read this paradigm for “banana” in Icelandic. read it aloud. you will feel better

[scientia-rex]

“Bananarnir” sounds like the third, and worst, of the sons of Denethor.

[loptrcoptr]

“Bananarnir would have remembered his father’s need. Bananarnir would have brought me a kingly gift.”

[quacktracks]

People, my roommates’ cat is precious and pathetic. I love her.

[lazorsandparadox]

Very happy cat!

[fuzipenguin]

I love the ‘fuck you’ tail. No one ever believes me when I say they can do that. I have one cat who does this to me all the time, lol!

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

When you’re talking to someone on the internet and they mention they have a dog

[toastbutteregg]

[girlgrandpa]

“men dont like that. its such a turn off” good . turn off . where is ur off button . shut up . please stop making noise

[thirstingaintdead-deactivated20]

*Googles big word before I fuck around and use it injudiciously*

[ripe]

villustrate on ig

[guy]

this is so satisfying 😌