Excelsior.

He/him | 18+ | Send me fic prompts any time, all the time

[flight0fthecrows]

i feel like not enough people know im a massive fan of the raven cycle (and have been for years); here's a drawing of my boy (it's actually a redraw of my first post on ig), there will be more,,

[vr46ridersacademyofficial]

Francesco Longo Mancini (Italian, 1880-1954) - Harlequin // Valentino Rossi in 1997

[shiningoak]

"Kill yourself" is basic. "I hope your fandom gets a new installment that is objectively a great work but also tonally dissonant from the previous ones in a way that generates a huge newbie boom of people uninterested and hostile towards the history of the franchise" is smart. It's possible. It's terrifying. It's happening right now.

[salix03]

this kingdom is going to shit man

[fjordojustice]

An honorable mention that lives forever in my heart

[contagiousgrace]

me logging on to say something on any given day

[goodsprings]

please, mr. jepsen is my father, call me maybe

[jonathanbyersphd]

Imagine being Jonathan Byers, you're quarantined in the town that hates you, sleeping on a couch in your estranged girlfriend's family basement, every day you wake up and Steve Harrington decides to have a competition for your girlfriend's attention, your mom is solely focused on your brother, your brother is mad you didn't set the alarm even though he's 15, the only adult giving you advice is the middle aged conspiracy theorist who owns the bunker you lost your virginity in, and also it's the apocalypse.

[galacticneighbor]

tbh if I was Bella Swan and some guy wanted to go to the beach w me up until he found out it was the one on the reservation and then I asked the kids from the tribe why he was weird about it and they said the Cullens don't come here :/ I would just assume I was trying to hit on the town's most notorious racist.

[thinkspam]

[cowpokeredeemed]

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

"Taste the god particle you rat"

CHARACTER ADDED!

The Gnome That Makes Snow Angels In Your Kitchen (Deceased)

[mail-me-a-snail]

radiation is kind of sexy if u think about it

[mail-me-a-snail]

wipes the flesh off my jaw sorry i was making out with the elephant foot of chernobyl what was that

[mail-me-a-snail]

we will have a spring wedding of 8,000-10,000 roentgens per hour

[probuccalfat]

music is really cool because an artist will do an interview or something and say “this song is about my brutal divorce from my partner of 25 years” and i’m in my car listening to it like… no. this is about being 14 years old and sad to me.

[mobiusstripearthtruther-deactiv]

hope nothing on this list is in my house lol

[mobiusstripearthtruther-deactiv]

shit

[quasi-normalcy]

Purging all of the neutrons from my house.

[phantomrose96]

Smart idea

[phantomrose96]

New problem

[neonprotagonist]

Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he’s very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.

[hlahlahlahlahly]

As a Girl Scout leader, I am telling you that this is NOT true, and any former girl scout that says it is, should think about what they are saying and what oaths they may have sworn in the past

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Making Contact With An Unknown Beast

[mugwomps]

I have never seen "wtf" so clearly expressed on an animals face

[aliciabenissa]

He looks so fucking upset I can't breathe

[stoneronthemoon]

[eggdrawsthings]

4AM brainrot doodle

[housebody]

the fine line of pain and pleasure