This Be Sasquatch Country

33, gay nerd, he/him, Sasquatch to some, hobbit to others; originally from SC now in DC. Video games, movies, books, art, basically any narrative medium. Sometimes I post NSFW-ish stuff, other times I post shit. Feel free to talk to me!

[isuggestkillingyourself]

[tactfulsaboteur]

[psybomb]

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

[carbon-ate]

[transjester64]

Adding this from the comments...

[bogleech]

Zubat is a broadcast symbol.

I noticed years ago that the wings look like stylized "soundwaves" but the meaning of its two long stick legs JUST clicked and I can't find anyone else pointing this out?!

[creepymutelilbugger]

well if the ai generated banana seal from the tumblr ad says i have to eat 40 pounds of carbs a day then i guess i have no choice

[fieldexplores]

Never Learned - Gator Days

[justcatposts]

My 11-month male cat lets my foster kittens nurse on him.

(Source)

[nitewrighter]

[frankierohugejorts]

im sorry these are the funniest tags ive ever seen

[satan-offical]

Teacher: guys this Tumblr post is 36281992 years old and only the long lost Tumblr princess can read it

Me: but teacher, I can read it just fine *starts reading in perfect tumblanese*

[satan-offical]

Who reblogged this 30 times

[satan-offical]

Who reblogged this 60 times

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Keep going guys, we can get 100

[segamascott]

nasty pig is lululemon for bears

[prokopetz]

Arthurian knight kink, by which I mean our RP scene must be prefaced with a lengthy apologetics establishing that it totally happened exactly like this and any other chronicler who tells it differently is full of shit.

[prokopetz]

I'm going to need you to approach me three times in a series of increasingly flimsy disguises by which I will be utterly fooled, each time asking me one of these five riddles, and you have to act like you're genuinely mad when I get the answers wrong. I can't get it up if the scorn isn't sincere.

[prokopetz]

[halondrus]

Grabbing an elf by the ears like handlebars and riding them but not like in a sexual way i just crash into a wall killing us both

[boobachu]

[mattefier-deactivated20221118]

When I tell you I screamed, I actually screamed 😭😭😭

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

this is so sad. …

[klausie]

<panini>

‌<sourdough>

‌<sauce style=" type:mayo flavor:cranberry"></sauce>

‌<cheese style="type:swiss"></cheese>

‌<meat style="animal:pig, cut:bacon"></meat>

<deli style="animal:turkey, cut:slice"></deli>

‌</sourdough>

</panini>

[wizardshark]

Missing comma in the sauce style bro our panini has a syntax error

[wingdingle]

attention to all dashcon attendees

someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

stay out of the ballpit

[wingdingle]

there are people who think this is a joke

this is not a joke

please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health

[otherside-picnic]

signal boost!!!

[thetursithan]

In the 2000s, phones had quirks and class....

[alexaloraetheris]

In the ye olde days, when technology allowed phones to become small but there was no general concensus on what a phone should/ought to look like, it was like the wild west of phone design. The crazier it was, the higher the prestige. Phones back then did two things and they did them with flamboyance.

And then Steve Jobs ruined everything.

[sasquatchsightings]

I get the nostalgia for quirky moving parts, but also consider: the more moving parts a machine has, the more parts there are that can break. If you need another example, look at old Game Boys vs the DS or 3DS. The old bricks still work if they have batteries, but a lot of old DSs have wobbly screens that can easily become disconnected or permanently damaged because you can only open and close them so many times before the hinges get worn down.

So yes, the slab design of modern phones is boring, but you also don’t have a limited number of times you can physically open and close your phone. There is a functional reason for every phone switching to the iPhone’s design aesthetic.

[depsidase]

[fairycosmos]

you have GOT to get over god abandoning you when you were 2 like its not even uncommon

[queer-adhd]

Just saying. In the same way that we look back at the death of nazis now and can easily and objectively say that that was a morally good thing to happen... in 50, 75, 100 years, the deaths of our current right wing fascists will be viewed that way.

[queer-adhd]

Also gonna say: I see a lot of people who clearly feel as though their feelings of happiness or relief make them a bad person. Who feel as though celebrating any death makes them bad, because 'violence begets violence' or something vague about how violence is always bad.

And I need you all to know that 1) fascism has never been defeated without the use of violence and 2) 'violence begets violence' is always, for some reason, directed towards the people who the first violence was against. It's never against the people who inflicted the violence to begin with. So yeah, they begat violence in response to their violence. Boo hoo.

[queer-adhd]

'This will trigger backlash' besties they are already killing you??

[queer-adhd]

[queer-adhd]

You fucking get it babey!!