Perfect Disaster

College student trying to stay sane.

[elixandre]

you come into my house

[gostatisfy]

[breaktotheotherside]

Only 90s kitties will remember.

[cheers-mrhiddleston]

[did-you-get-my-text]

#ThrowbackThursday

[did-you-get-my-text]

What they say: I'm fine

What they mean: Hayley went and got Chris to do a dubsmash with her and then they danced and Peggy and Cap got their last dance and then Chris kissed her while wearing his Cap suit and I can't stop crying

[just-shower-thoughts]

A train ticket is like a postage stamp for people.

[giveitallforonenight-deactivate]

[mcdannno-blog-deactivated202211]

ARE YOU TELLING ME

THAT WE WERE PLAGUED

BY THAT FREAKING POST

FOR WEEKS

WHEN WE

COULD’VE

HAD

THIS????

[imgonegoodbye-deactivated201501]

#it’s like the ios7 update for a post

[schoolsorrow]

IT’S TRANSPERNABRT

[grosser]

years of this post and finally, we have freedom.

[thegreeneyes]

[rebelinpearls]

PLEASE

[ekjohnston]

This is one of the best things that has EVER HAPPENED ON LIVE TELEVISION. You could not write this. People would say you were being too fanciful or ridiculous. The best things happen in real life. William is forbidden, by tradition, to turn around. Harry is not. SUCH BROTHERS. MY HEART.

[fleatwood]

I can’t wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damn cursor out of the way

[haillordsauron]

Lol

[truestoriesaboutme]

*cut to 15 years later*

“Miss, you have to make the hologram 3D.”

“What? Hold on, I’m trying to full screen this. Where’s the cursor?”

“There is no cursor, Miss. Flick your wrist to make the hologram 3D.”

“And that’ll fullscreen it?”

*entire class sighs*

[billyjojo-deactivated20140509]

imagine getting a tattoo and then hearing the tattoo artist going like “oops”

[did-you-get-my-text]

2011: TUMBLR IS LIFE

2015: why am i still here

[consultingskeletondetective]

I remember when I first got Harry Potter and the deathly hallows I picked the book up and it accidentally flicked to the last few pages and I quickly shut it because I didn’t want to spoil it for myself but I saw “Ginny kissed Albus” and I remember thinking “fucking plot twist”.

[forever90s]

[the-agreeable-snowman-blog]

It makes me happy knowing that someone had to animate that. 

[just-shower-thoughts]

Having a picture of your girlfriend as the lock screen on your phone is the 21st-century equivalent of keeping a locket with her picture in it.

[itsaranchmetaphor]

This is actually such an adorable comparison

[skelepoison-spooks]

IT HAS BEGUN

[gothiccharmschool]

THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN

[queenanthai]

IT’S FUCKING JULY

[imtheoppositeofamnesia]

WE ARE THE JACK-O’-LANTERNS IN JULY SETTING FIRE TO THE S KY

[cuntlobotomy]

[productiveslacker]

remember when Rabbit made a decorative and functional wall piece out of Pooh’s ass?

[matthewgaydos]

Remember when I got it tattooed on my body? 

[mikeyhasabeard-deactivated20230]

This is everything

[notmakoto]

bro, bro ur hand looks heavy. let me hold it for u.

[did-you-get-my-text]

a summary of jurassic world

claire: here is our new hybrid which we have completely under control

indominus rex: hello naughty humans its murder time