oliviabondoc.

Trust your heart if the seas catch fire, live by love though the stars walk backward. My name's Olivia. I'm 19. Canadian and Filipino. I'm a nutritionist and makeup artist. I love One Direction. Talk to me and I'll talk to you. instagram: oliviabondoc Please do not send me fanmail

[stockpilingantihistamines]

[basedpotatochip]

[goopifer]

someone draw me a teletubby fighting a boobah 

[lolman9000]

[seriousjones]

a centaur, but the human part is replaced with the front half of lightning mcqueen

[lesre]

[gaynehollander]

when my friend found out her boyfriend of three years was cheating on her she went through his phone, took pictures of every interaction he had with another girl, printed them out, wrote down where she had been at every instance and what lies he had told her about where he would be, and put them in a folder. when she confronted him and he denied everything she pulled out this big ass folder and just said “lets review” and Honestly, that is the most iconic thing anyone has ever done.

[thebootydiaries]

Every John green book: my name is Kirk assgun and I m not cool or popular and I'm bullied everyday because I fuck comic books and I watch this really cool show called the Big Bang theory. But it's okay because I at least have 2 other bros and 1 convenient negro friend. You see that girl over there? That's kaydence Tigerlilly Dookieson. SHe is the love of my life. She is misunderstood and like really cool indie bands like Coldplay and she's been smoking since she was 7. She's not like other girls. If only she would realize that the missing key to her life was me, a greasy white boy

[stimman3000]

https://instagram.com/p/BjNePqtgSFS/

[biff-donderglutes]

FUCK OFF IT’S JUST WOODWORKING AT THIS POINT

[crockpotmistress]

i be walkin infront of white ppl & jus fartin on purpose

[archatlas]

Really Big Coin Skrekkøgle

This is our Really Big Coin. It is big because it makes other things look small when photographed next to it. Actually, it is a 20:1 replica of the EUR 50-cent, you see it being milled out here. We needed to do quite a bit of sanding, lacquering and smudging to obtain the desired look and some climbing to get into required shooting position (you need to get up real high to take good pictures). The result is a short series of photographs, attempting to visually scale down real-sized objects.

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[aberrantkenosis]

what the fuck

[archatlas]

Really Big Coin Skrekkøgle

This is our Really Big Coin. It is big because it makes other things look small when photographed next to it. Actually, it is a 20:1 replica of the EUR 50-cent, you see it being milled out here. We needed to do quite a bit of sanding, lacquering and smudging to obtain the desired look and some climbing to get into required shooting position (you need to get up real high to take good pictures). The result is a short series of photographs, attempting to visually scale down real-sized objects.

Images and text via

[aberrantkenosis]

what the fuck

[nevver]

[manhood]

She is giving us a LOOK

[itsnotthatcompelling-deactivate]

is this princess leia?

[thetrippytrip]

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

[castlevanian]

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

[tabbran]

PRESENTING LEMON MAN

[themightyglamazon]

That was a wild goddamn ride

[wereralph]

god this was worth the read

[harold-shes-lesbian]

this is too real though

[haiderabd51]

This vid gave me cancer

[liliachuu]

FUCK

[cosmic-noir]

Oh my fucking god LMAO

[yourangelonline]

[riviere-libre]

This still fucking cracks me up

[angielio-blog]

[classicmeevs]

watch them consider the worm

[doniblogs]

“boi u just”

[harold-shes-lesbian]

this is too real though