Set Packing and Soundwaves

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Canon

[quinnduck]

Odysseus: *gently hands Athena baby Telemachus*

Athena: …you were PREGNANT AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME?!

Odysseus: what?- no-

Athena: DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS?! I WAS TRAINING YOU!

Odysseus: no I wasn’t the one-

Athena: THAT POOR BOY WAS PROBABLY SO SQUISHED IN YOUR HELMET! LOOK AT HOW SMALL HE IS!!

[coco6420]

PLEASEEEE you cannot convince me that Poseidon going "in all my years of living, it isn't very often that i get pissed off" isnt the same thing as your elementary teacher going "in my 20 years of teaching, i have never had a less well behaved class".

[spacelizart]

Day 27: Pond

He's pondering.

[did-you-mean-viola]

need to find a fic

alright so I know my blog is a little dead but I have genuinely tried my very best and can’t find it so

I’m trying to find a Star Trek fic because there was a scene in it where the main character chucked a plate at the bridge crew and I really wanna reread that scene. It was hilarious and delightful. If you can find it I’d desperately love a message or a reblog with like the name of the fic or something

I have the following to work with:

-pretty sure it’s on AO3

-TOS or AOS (specifics weren’t terribly relevant afaik)

-main character is like a reader- or self-insert

-sort of Stranger Things inspired? I don’t know stranger things so I’m just guessing here

-main character was from the real world, in college (Harvard? I think?), fell through a portal into Trek world

-escapes from a lab/is rescued by the Enterprise (where the scene im looking to read happens)

-has spooky telekinetic stuff and there’s another portal they have to close or something

-there’s a romance with Bones and maybe they go to the Academy? They definitely had to talk to the admiralty or something

-it’s at least a year old, maybe a couple of years

I’m gonna tag everything I can think of in the hopes someone who remembers this fic can help me out.

[mistercrowbar]

The strength economy is in shambles.

100% Karlach just thinks a deathmatch is a fun friendly time

[ribbonentrails]

Love them✨

[lurrlonde]

lae'zel is not immune to the owlcub

[simkaye]

Welcome to the Big Hamster renaissance! 🐹✨ exploring this idea again

[softwaring]

the good lyf

[pureanonofficial]

Happy “Sherlock Holmes Can Legally Be Nice To Women,” day to all those who celebrate.

[ironelkarchive]

Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:

Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something 

[cozcat]

[quitetheketch-moved]

[blagueofchaos]

Audio transcript : Hamster balls are like so dangerous for small animals. You know why? Because like, they can't extend their back properly, so their back is like thi-- (cuts off abruptly as the creature in the hamster ball is revealed to be a crab; pauses. The following is said with an affectionate tone like one uses when speaking of a cute animal:) Well, he can't break his spine 'cause he don't have a spine.

[captioningcrusader]

y’all can have some 2014. as a treat

[surskip]

i really love safety quizzes that are like.. "When handling hazardous chemicals, what should you do? a) Run around and skip and pour it on pedestrians b) Drink it all immediately c) Use the correct handling procedure d) All of the above"

[namyusa]

[beardedmrbean]

[were--ralph]

Mario party ass minigame