to boldly sko

where no one had sko'ed before

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every year or so I end up coming back to this tumblr and confirming that I was far cuntier and far gayer in my youth than even I realized

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<3 <3 <3 thank u for ur service

🫡 ⚰️🚀

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y’all can have some 2014. as a treat

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can’t believe some of our last posts here are Star Wars prank ones smh

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ARE YOU ALIVE

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How It Feels To Chew 5 Gum

Star Trek edition

@captioningcrusader ‘s idea

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oh my god 

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THANK SURAK YOU'RE BACK

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Is this blog still alive?

we’re getting there 

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happy april fools yo

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shrek is a vulcan

excuse

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please come back to life someday so u can see that i made this bc I feel like its lit

aww thanks fam.  we are still alive and hoping to start rolling out some new caps soon cause we miss you guys.

Any old sagas you guys would like see make a come back?

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where r u i need you to answer the hair of chekov spam i sent u

i cannot believe of all things to come back to

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star trek beyond was both the movie we needed and the movie we deserved

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star trek office au where bones is jim and spock is dwight

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i had captions for this but tbh it’s better without them