I believe these chicken feet are mine

books, cats, all the fictional women. I like horror movies a normal amount. I'm just an animal looking for a home. A/lesbian/30s preemptively filling out my milf application. no sé lo que busco pero lo voy a encontrar. Notaboutlove on ao3 my fics

[didyoulookunderthesofainhell]

[lost-in-frog-land]

Something BTVS does that i think is really funny for a show that is ostensibly about vampires is that it establishes vampires as like. The baseline threat. Like she's not worried about vampires. Basically ever. Theyre just vampires! Theyre like the petty criminals to her spiderman. Almost all the interesting/ threatening villains are Something Else, they keep having to bring in new and weirder bullshit because they've created a world where vampires Are Not That Scary. And it is entirely because of Buffy that this is the case, thats why The Wish is so jarring and unsettling, because you're used to writing the vamps off as one note minor threats that'll get killed off in 5 minutes, because the Slayer is supposed to be there. Without Buffy around they have the power and potential to be genuinely scary but she's so used to dealing with them that it just never happens

[atlantidea]

D.E.B.S (2004) dir. Angela Robinson

[cinematicjourney]

Saving Face (2004) | dir. Alice Wu

[scissorsaint]

Pussy from the wound of Christ

[minotauri]

ocean sounds for those of you who need it

[starkwoes]

There's this video of nuns talking about their favourite things to do outside of nun activities and one of them says "ultimate frisbee" and the other one goes "and sister you are so good at that." I literally cannot get "and sister you are so good at that" out of my head. Out of all my stims this one is my fav lolol

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[lostinhistory]

Wake up babe, new octopus just dropped

He's such a little guy!

[valtsv]

the author's barely disguised open wound splattered livid and filthy across everything they create

[largishcat]

okay now that we’ve a had couple lesbian blockbusters and milfs are having a romance moment, we need to bring back the manic pixie dream girl. she was never fuckin suited to fixing all the problems of some boring twenty year old everyman, but you know who could actually benefit from a quirky free-spirited blue haired girl with pronouns (she/they)? a newly divorced forty-something mom who’s trying to learn how to be herself for the first time in her life

[ashenmind]

[beardedmrbean]

[samirasystole]

i’m so gay

[muttsys-deactivated20260425]

Ok*reduces you to a simmer* go rest for a while

[nmd-66-deactivated20210104]

people who don’t say please and thank you are ugly

[ny-ji]

[yohjimuse]

a bar at the folies-bergére (detail) by manet