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19 | she/her | bi | ahs | overwatch | anime

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Lmao I forgot I even had this account

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Hunk: hey Lance, are you okay?

Lance, staring at Keith: I wanna rub my face on his face

Hunk: ooookay that's my que to leave

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Lance: hey Keith, I found these when we were leaving the castle and I've been meaning to give them back to you

*Lance gives Keith his gloves and he puts them on

Keith: wow thanks Lance, it really means a lot

Lance: how do they feel?

Keith: like norm- Lance why are my hands starting to burn?!

*Lance runs away

Keith: DID YOU PUT ITCHING POWDER IN MY GLOVES?! HEY, COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!

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*James starts arguing with Keith

Lance: I'm sorry but who are you?

James: I'm his rival

Lance: HA! I THINK THE FUCK NOT!

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*Keith walks into the training room

Keith: Hey Lance how are...you?

*Lance activates broadsword and begins to fight drones

Lance, whilst fighting: I'm good, hey are you gonna stay here to train or are you leaving?

Keith, stuttering: y-yeah I'm gonna gay, I-i mean stay!

Lance: okay cool then maybe you can-

Keith: Actually I better go! I forgot Allura asked me do go do this thing... *Keith runs off

Lance: ....what just happened?

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*Keith and Lance arguing over who took the last slice of pizza

Keith: YOU'RE INSUFFERABLE!

Lance: YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!

Shiro: manners Lance

Lance: FINE, THOU ART AN ASSHOLE!

Shiro: .....

Shiro: that's not what I meant

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Lance, finger guns: hey are you an equation? Because I just wanna do you

Keith: ....that doesn't make sense

Lance, sighing: of course he doesn't get it

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I just hit 100 followers and I don't know how because I write some of the most stupid stuff, but anyways thanks so much guys!!!

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Low-key wanna know how tall kpop fans are out there

so if you’re a kpop fan and comfortable to share, reblog this with your height^^ (just for fun)

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163cm/5'4

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Lance hanging upside down off of a couch

Keith: why are you upside down?

Lance: it helps me think straight

*Keith hangs off the couch upside down next to him

Keith: nope, it doesn't work I'm still gay

Lance: Keith that's not what I meant!

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So Shiro brought klance together at the start

But will he bring them together at the end as well? 🤔

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Soren: claudia you know what I was thinking?

Claudia: hm

Soren: if your leg gets cutoff, would it hurt?

Claudia: duh!

Soren: how though?

Claudia: cause your leg got cut off fool!

Soren: where are you going to feel the pain?

Claudia: in your le...

Soren: exactly sis! How are you going to feel the pain in your leg-

Soren and claudia: if your leg is gone!

Soren: I've been thinking about this shit all day sis

Claudia: ...where would you feel the pain then?

Soren: that's the point there ain't no pain, once your leg's gone the pain goes with it. Where are you going to feel the pain if your shit's gone sis?

Soren: I told you if dad gave us a chance we would be smart as hell

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Lance: okay so fuck, marry, kill with the three marvel chris's, now go.

Hunk: um well, let's not use that word first of all...we'll make love...no hang out because they're all men and I'm with Shay-

Keith: FUCK HEMSWORTH, MARRY PRATT AND KILL EVANS!!!

Shiro: Keith your gay is showing

Lance: I'm sorry, his what is showing?!

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So I just started watching tdp and I fucking love Soren!!!

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So that klance theory I was working on, yeah well I was hoping to have it done earlier but tumblr decided to fucking delete half of it so I have to start that part all over again

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*Keith tries to throw a "pokeball" at Lance

Shiro: Keith stop throwing paper at Lance!

Keith: But I gotta catch em' all Shiro!

Shiro: You're drunk

Keith, throws paper at Lance: Lance baby I choose you, you're my first choice and I love you!

Lance: what the hell is he going on about?

Shiro: Keith, you're so going to regret this in the morning

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I've got a very long klance/s8 theory on the feud episode in the works so ya'll best be prepared