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[businesshag-deactivated20160606]

today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing up as a witch for halloween

[kingcatholic]

well quidditch just got awkward

[rosereturns]

[diedtooyoung]

July 31st in the Harry Potter World

[diedtooyoung]

Step 1: Pop a brand new bag of popcorn Step 2: Settle in to watch the Bachelorette. Make sure you're super comfy so you won't want to get up. Step 3: Eat about 10 pieces of popcorn, then knock over entire bag. Step 4: Try to vacuum it up, but vacuum gets clogged or something (idk anything) Step 5: Look under the bed to see how much mess is down there. Notice the glue trap you put in place 7 months ago. Hmmm, seems to be something there. Step 6: Out of curiousity, grab flashlight & inspect the glue trap. Notice gigantic spider. ......there's still popcorn all over the floor, but the vacuum isn't going to help & I don't want to reach under the bed.... Step 7: Act like an adult for long enough to clean up the mess and then sleep because I am going home in less than 48 hours & then my parents can take care of all my spider issues. Phew...I think I can do this..... :/

[hplyrikz]

More “Here’s To The Kids” Here

[diedtooyoung]

People joke around about how they’re so ugly they look like a potato, but this just actually happened to me. 

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

[tumboner]

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[thatsoundsprettynice]

YES

[xbstnmnr-deactivated20241116]

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

[vikwinchester-blog]

This is a stupid question, but who does the verses in Gravity? Everyone either says it's Funny Man, J-Dog, Charlie, then Johnny. But now I'm starting to think it's Funny Man, J-Dog, Funny Man again, then Johnny.

Verse 1: Charlie Scene & J-DogVerse 2: Funny Man & Johnny 3 Tears

[unclefather]

me: *has to be somewhere at 1 pm*

me: *wakes up at 12:30 because i have my priorities straight*

[diedtooyoung]

I didn't think I would make it this far.

[teeenage-circus-blog]

[selsessed]

I have been waiting a whole year to reblog this.

[zodiacmind]

Fun facts about your sign here

[worldofthecutestcuties]

[illectura]

if you have someone in your life who genuinely cares about how your day went, and listens fully to the fucked up shit that goes on in your mind, and answers your texts or calls you back, and lets you know you’re important to them and/or generally makes you feel cared for, you’re really fucking lucky and i hope you tell this person you appreciate them and i hope if they treat you right and make you feel safe and loved, you hold onto them really tight.

[liftedandgiftedd]

merry kushmas to all my real niggas

[forlackofabettercomic-deactivat]

[madeupmonkeyshit]

Tis the season to TURN UP

[ifnot-me]

But why is he going so hard

[ink-n-severedties]

ayyyy