hey i love you

probably thinking about dogs and musicals

[astrodickology]

When i asked to be fucked i did not mean by life

[birdnormal]

tiny cats in tiny hats

[birdnormal]

[mszamil-deactivated20220204]

When someone asks you where you see yourself in 5 years and you’re like buddy .. im just trying to make it to Friday

[ham4harrypotter-blog]

Way too many parents need to learn the difference between “a child being disrespectful” and “a human person expressing an opinion that differs from theirs”

[65]

if you kiss my neck you might as well just take all my clothes off too

[ifimogen]

[officialunitedstates]

topics to avoid on a first date:

everything

just stare at them

[iamthebestby2ne1]

[enots-eissej]

[confirmance]

IM CRYING OMFG

[make--it--gayer]

[veztemporana-deactivated2019061]

bonus:

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

[kristina100000]

women should all collectively throw a vase at a wall

[plantfunerals]

candlelit baths are so good bc they involve all the earths elements:

fire

water

bare ass

[jtcatsby]

[reallyabitch]

good morning everyone my pig stole a box of top ramen out of the pantry, ate 11 bags, then laid in the noodley carnage how are you all doing

[reallyabitch]

[kumateddi]

Person: What do you and your friends talk about online

[mikkynga-deactivated20210728]

He looks like a fleshlight

[viewtifulmarkovich]

It would have cost you $0.00 to not say that and yet you did.

[dogfella-deactivated20150228]

yelling hard enough triggers my gag reflex

[kochamchleb]

I cannot believe I get to see this video again 

[just-shower-thoughts]

Adulthood is understanding why Shrek just wanted to be left alone.