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i am virgo and so very old | my ao3 | minors dni current fandoms: aftg | the raven cycle | itwv | james gunn's dcu ships: kevaaron | pynch | loustat | conrensupes x battinson

[noodles-and-tea]

The thing about kids is that they’re so little

[bats-birds-and-broken-things]

Everyone assumes Clark is the one who’s best with kids until they actually see him and Bruce dealing with children on missions.

Clark’s not bad at it or anything but he’s a little awkward and flustered in a way kids pick up on. At least happy kids are okay and he handles the ones who love Superman well but when they’re upset he panics a little and it turns stilted quickly.

The League thinks it’s hilarious.

Then Clark starts passing kids over to Bruce and he’s holding them and bouncing them and cooing at them and everyone is shocked. It’s like the bat does have a superpower, hand him a crying baby and two minutes later it’ll be sleeping on his chest, full armour and all.

Turns out Batman can comfort any child instantly while Superman is awkwardly holding babies away from his body and begging them to stop crying until he can shove them into Bruce’s arms.

[unbreakabledawn]

Wonder Woman (2023) #20

i know bruce is most often depicted as a stubborn, slightly arrogant know-it-all control freak, but i loved how this brief moment illustrates how he also knows his limits as well. he has to: he's a human among gods and monsters who's pushed himself to the edge of what's humanly possible, yet he's still just that - human.

it's a big, big universe, and he's just one human on a tiny piece of rock floating through the enormous expanse of space.

[tokkibean]

i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did

[harpyharpyharpy]

You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette

[vipadafai]

[gloomshroomofdoom]

superbat

[chillistrations]

If a robin wants to go out on patrol, he has to make sure he takes his coat first. It gets cold during winter in Gotham…

Inspired by this tweet

[moaloves]

“Oh my god, I can't believe Kevin day fumbled two different situation ships” Kevin Day who surgically removed himself from the people he loved when he realized he was not the better option. Kevin day who even when he's the first option knows he's never the best option. Kevin Day who lets people use him as they learn to love each other and themselves until he has no use anymore and lets them go even as they rip parts of himself away when they leave. Kevin day who is always the first choice and never the last.

[5buny]

100% jean got bricked up when kevin switched the racquet to his dominant hand

[soyaa19]

Aaron Minyard 🐇

[ghostie-ghosty]

Superbat version of cat paying rent

[kidspawn]

remember when ronan lynch was driving down the road with his best friend, saw a boy with a bike, tipped his head back to god and said, "pls lord, can i consumeth that cookie" and god went "yeah bro i gotchu" and invented homosexuality? just for him?

[reyol]

kinda late

[supermans-babygirl-bruce]

After Bruce gets heavily pregnant, Clark makes it his routine to stand behind Bruce and pick up his belly and talk to him in his oh-so sweet southern twang that Bruce loves as his way of bonding with not just his precious little princess but also with his wife because pregnancy is not just about the kid.

He continues it even after their baby girl is born and it always happens when Bruce is feeding her and that's how Clark accidentally pavlovs Bruce's body to leak for him whenever he talks to him in a southern twang.

Clark takes great advantage of his new found power.

[gotham-blight]

Ever since Clark grabbed his waist to catch him during their last mission, Bruce hasn't been able to stop thinking about it.

Specifically, he hasn't been able to stop thinking about how those warm fingers curled around him, how they fit so perfectly in the small of his waist that Clark's large hands almost entirely encompassed it.

He knows it's wrong on so many levels; they're friends after all, best friends. He shouldn't lust after him like that. It's a horrific breach of boundaries.

Still... that thought doesn't stop him from mimicking Clark's touch each night with one hand, as he chases his own pleasure with the other.

And miles away, across the brackish waters of Gotham Bay, Clark listens intently to the way Bruce calls his name each time he orgasms; the words falling from his lips like a filthy secret.

[andthepeople]

clark kent ticking the organ donor box on his drivers license automatically out of the goodness of his heart and then panicking because what if he actually dies somehow and some human gets a super heart what would even HAPPEN like he can't have his kryptonian retinas with laser vision donated to a random eight year old and so he has to awkwardly go back to the DMV to get it changed to not an organ donor but he's so embarrassed the whole time because the DMV employees will think he's a bad person that by the time he's done he has to go cry in the car

[lokutofu]

I redrew the face of some old art