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Whimsy Legacy Challenge

So I rediscovered the greatness that is Tumblr and decided to record my Whimsy Legacy challenge by the incredibly talented challenge creator: @lysiablr (https://lysiablr.tumblr.com/ in case the preceding tag doesn't work!)

So without further ado - meet Autumn Whimsy Gen 1. She is already well into her Young Adult life and has achieved the Master Maker aspiration as I have been playing this challenge for some time before I decided to post about it.

Her traits are:

Freegan (mandatory trait)

Loves Outdoor (mandatory trait)

Genius

Self-Assured (self-discovery trait)

Good (self-discovery trait)

Active (self-discovery trait)

Muser (aspiration trait achievement)

She is currently engaged (but not yet co-habiting with) to Jax McKenzie who she suspects may actually be an alien. She has her suspicions after a traumatic alien abduction on her second night in Willow Creek has resulted in night terrors where Jax is a common occurrence in her flashbacks to the abduction. She is hoping this is her imagination running wild but is keen to gain proof - which if she discovers he is in fact an alien - this will be a dealbreaker for her and she will have no choice but to call off the engagement. In the meantime she is concentrating on her Freelance Crafter career (level 7) even though her Freegan morals are telling her to quit as she feels as though she is a corporate sell-out. She is hoping to rid herself of these negative thoughts by attending yoga classes and as it turns out she is quite a natural at yoga and wellness.

Despite her romantic life being in potential turmoil and her uncertainties about her professional life she is happy living in her one-story micro-home that she furnished by fabricating all of her own furniture and upcycling appliances she found by dumpster-diving. She was even lucky enough to find a Money Fruit whilst dumpster diving and has nurtured it into a perfect Money Tree so she is happy in the knowledge that her heir will be looked after financially.

Please like and follow for more updates!

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Oh no - Autumn discovered her fiancee, Jax is in fact an alien. She is devastated as they had a true connection but she has doubts whether her feelings are genuine or if he has used his alien powers to manipulate her. 

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Whimsy Legacy Challenge

So I rediscovered the greatness that is Tumblr and decided to record my Whimsy Legacy challenge by the incredibly talented challenge creator: @lysiablr (https://lysiablr.tumblr.com/ in case the preceding tag doesn't work!)

So without further ado - meet Autumn Whimsy Gen 1. She is already well into her Young Adult life and has achieved the Master Maker aspiration as I have been playing this challenge for some time before I decided to post about it.

Her traits are:

Freegan (mandatory trait)

Loves Outdoor (mandatory trait)

Genius

Self-Assured (self-discovery trait)

Good (self-discovery trait)

Active (self-discovery trait)

Muser (aspiration trait achievement)

She is currently engaged (but not yet co-habiting with) to Jax McKenzie who she suspects may actually be an alien. She has her suspicions after a traumatic alien abduction on her second night in Willow Creek has resulted in night terrors where Jax is a common occurrence in her flashbacks to the abduction. She is hoping this is her imagination running wild but is keen to gain proof - which if she discovers he is in fact an alien - this will be a dealbreaker for her and she will have no choice but to call off the engagement. In the meantime she is concentrating on her Freelance Crafter career (level 7) even though her Freegan morals are telling her to quit as she feels as though she is a corporate sell-out. She is hoping to rid herself of these negative thoughts by attending yoga classes and as it turns out she is quite a natural at yoga and wellness.

Despite her romantic life being in potential turmoil and her uncertainties about her professional life she is happy living in her one-story micro-home that she furnished by fabricating all of her own furniture and upcycling appliances she found by dumpster-diving. She was even lucky enough to find a Money Fruit whilst dumpster diving and has nurtured it into a perfect Money Tree so she is happy in the knowledge that her heir will be looked after financially.

Please like and follow for more updates!

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I was…

Diagnosed with autism today. I’m 29 years old, and female.

I’m just so bloody relieved to have official validation that I’m not a “freak” or a “sensitive snowflake” but I’m still learning a lot about autism, if anyone could give me advice that would be great because there’s not much on Google about adults on the spectrum, just young children, mostly Male.

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Been playing The Sims forever…

And only just completed my first collection on it. Yay.

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Thanks

Thanks to all the porn blogs that are following me, I hope my tumblr is a breath of fresh air from all the peenys, vajayjays and tittys you like reblogging so much.

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[natsilane]

Amazing up-close footage of a male orca eating stunned herring in Norway, captured by Paul Nicklen. (via NatGeo on Instagram )

[loveroforcas]

When SeaWorld says they care about their animals

[loveroforcas]

I think the thing that upsets me the most when captives die is the way people react to it. It’s always “omg the poor trainers! Poor SeaWorld!” Or “omg I’ll never see her again! I’ll never be her trainer!” It’s never “jfc this whale just died way too young of something that was probably related to their living situation and now the rest of their makeshift pod has to adjust to life without this important member”

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I stitched Olivias name and a snowflake into this as I was so tempted to keep it for myself & I did stitch it for her. It actually looks better than it did now I think so quite happy with it!

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Still in awe that I actually stitched this. You know when you're so proud of something you've accomplished? This would be if for me. Always going to Olivia's room to stare at it like a proud momma.

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[supaslim]

Guys, let me tell you about orcas.

Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.

The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:

THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.

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Why has nobody mentioned what’s happening in the original gif?

This is how orcas hunt - or, it’s one of the ways they do. They have a ton of tricks and techniques they use to fuck up everything below them on the food chain, and that gif portrays my personal favorite.

Orcas will literally BEACH THEMSELVES to grab unsuspecting seals (or whatever else happens to be splashing around in the surf) and snarf them down like hot dogs. Yeah, that’s right. This is a 6-ton apex predator, crashing right out of the fucking water to snatch their prey right off the beach. Any other animal that size would get stuck there and die, but do you see that fucker? He fucking wriggles right back into the surf. An orca can get all the way up onto dry land and still manage to wiggle their way back into the water to fuck up more shit on another day. There is literally no other sea-dwelling creature of comparative size with that ability - most sea animals lack the muscular strength to move without enough water supporting their weight.

Orcas have also been known to eat moose. Yeah, that’s right. Fucking MOOSE.

You don’t fuck with orcas.

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Umm I actually think it’s really cool that some ex SeaWorld trainers who had never seen a wild orca in their lives and only knew about captive ones now go whale watching every year together and are completely against orca captivity like that was their career and their entire life and they quit even though they loved it. they knew it was wrong so they changed and those are some excellent people to know and look up to I really don’t care what the haters have to say.

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Very, very, very exciting news everybody! Adam Schiff, a congressman from California, as well as congressman Richard Bloom are going to introduce a new legislation to congress that could ban orca captivity everywhere in the United States!

Called ORCA (The Orca Responsibility and Care Advancement Act), this proposed law would ban capture, breeding, and transportation of orcas inside the US, effectively phasing out the current captive stock. This could mean a future without captive killer whales.

I will update once more information is released. ~ ~ Photo credit to: Ami Parikh/Shutterstock

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I know I run a book blog so maybe this isn’t the right platform for this, but girls: Please look out for other girls. Tonight I was stuck at a bus stop in Shoreditch circa 2 AM and saw another young woman getting harassed by a drunk, aggressive dude, and at first I thought, “She’s got it under control.” But then he started touching her and I went “No, that’s definitely not right.” So I barged over and shoved him out of the way and said, “Beth?? Oh my God, how are you, I haven’t seen you since grade school!” And this girl I’d never seen before in my life threw her arms around my neck and whispered, “You are an angel, thank God.” We talked for fifteen minutes, the creep lost interest, I watched her get on the bus and I will sleep so much better knowing she got home in one piece. If you see something weird happening, intervene. The worst that can happen is embarrassment, and I think that’s worth the risk when you consider the alternative.

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J53 and his/her presumed mother J17 Princess Angeline on October 24, 2015. Center for Whale Research

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Omg 💜

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Video: Paddle Boarding with Whales

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List of things to say when someone asks why you don’t want kids

I promised my firstborn to a witch and really don’t want to make good on the deal

Well you can have them FOR me if it’s that big a deal to you

I don’t think I could get a good price for em on the black market

Fight me Helen

I can’t be a better parent than Angelina Jolie so why even bother

That’s my nindo. My ninja way.

I literally JUST sat down

Recite “The Highway Man” from Over the Garden Wall

Kids? What are those? I don’t understand. What are these youOH GRAVY WHAT IS THAT!?

Oohhh no, I’ve seen Disney movies, I know what happens to mothers

Centipedes? In my vagina?

*Angrily* YOU SEE!? This is just like that episode of Spongebob! *insert the plot of any episode of Spongebob in excruciating detail*

I heard they’re.. you know.. itchy. Like, as soon as you have a kid. Just totally itchy. Everything.

I’m an Aries

Well, we already got an even number so.. *shrug*

I must first capture the Avatar to regain my honor

I’m allergic

That’s just what the communists want!

I’ve been dead for seven years

Santa didn’t bring me one last Christmas, so I guess it’s no meant to be

I’m afraid they’ll have bad taste in memes

It would be unfair to my cat

I’m chaotic neutral

*long farting noise lasting at least 45 seconds*

“I don’t want to have children, I want to stay single, and let my hair flow in the wind as I ride through the glen firing arrows into the sunset.”