Lonely Boy

It's 10am and I'm drinking gin and ginger ale through a Twizzler straw. Fuck off, my life is marvelous. ((Independent roleplay blog for a kidswap Dirk Lalonde. Read about pages for more information! No art is mine unless stated otherwise.))

[diilal-blog]

Ok y is my dash covered in confetti n y r there messages now? Seems poitnless to me.

[kf1n3]

,,, A Dirk Lalonde

who builds robot cats all day to keep himself company

[sailorleo]

dirk considers that he may have made too many robotic kittens

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Evrythin is B O R I N G. I’m bored. Some1 fix this.

[krakenguts-deactivated20140908]

I wish none of you were sad

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[diilal-blog]

Yep, 100% space hermit w/ a bunch of cats tbh. No shit, the multiverse is fuked up n likes 2 ruin everyones lives tbh. Nice 2 meet u 2.

[toasterfixer]

I just finished building a cat, actually. A robotic one, to be more specific. Some people appear to be able to lead normal lives, just not us. So, how has being a space hermit been treating you?

[diilal-blog]

Ooooh same all my cats r robots bc like. They r easier 2 take care of. Apparently. Which is rude af in my opinion tbh. Fukkin multiverse. Shrug. I’m lonely af n surrounded by cats n rly sad. But I’m alive? So. Hows ur murderous boi treatin u?

[toasterfixer]

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[diilal-blog]

Ok u win. I just lost all my friends n live alone in space somewhere. I mean most my friends died once or w/e but yknow. Not as bad as android apocalypse n datin ur attempted murderer. Nyways yo I’m Dilal.

[toasterfixer]

You live in space?  It’s all relative anyways, everyone’s got their own shit to face. Nice to meet you Dilal.

[diilal-blog]

Yep, 100% space hermit w/ a bunch of cats tbh. No shit, the multiverse is fuked up n likes 2 ruin everyones lives tbh. Nice 2 meet u 2.

[toasterfixer]

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[diilal-blog]

Ayyy same. Wat else is bad?

[toasterfixer]

Androids took over a while back, and a couple months ago one attempted to kill me. In a long, nonsensical turn of events, we ended up dating. Only now I’m in his body and he’s in mine.  How’s that for fun?

[diilal-blog]

Ok u win. I just lost all my friends n live alone in space somewhere. I mean most my friends died once or w/e but yknow. Not as bad as android apocalypse n datin ur attempted murderer. Nyways yo I'm Dilal.

[toasterfixer]

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[diilal-blog]

I dont buy it tbh. Y is ur situation so bad huh?

[toasterfixer]

The apocalypse happened, for one example.

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Ayyy same. Wat else is bad?

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My evrythin hurts.

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U hav a boyfriend so I automatically h8 u. Sry.

[toasterfixer]

Believe me, you’d be much better off single than in my situation.

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I dont buy it tbh. Y is ur situation so bad huh?

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@tangibledecay

Yes in fact I do n I am WAY lackin 2nite. I am disappoint in myself tbh.

[diilal-blog]

Im only 50% drunk rn n thts not ok w/ me.

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diilal / renturavis / turntechtimegoddess / butijustneedtowait / xenodochiial / animatrocious / avventuras / yagillcondy / fishyprincessx / inheritthewindything / thesciencedivision / palevice / coulrophilias / annatherna

I’m not sure why half of you followed me. All I’ve been doing is hopping on occasionally to document my bullshit and try to contact my boyfriend. But hey, I’m Dirk. Welcome to whatever this all is.

[diilal-blog]

U hav a boyfriend so I automatically h8 u. Sry.

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Basically been blackout drunk 4 the past like. Month I highly recommend 2 nyone tbh.

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I made abt 20 new cats today. I need 20 new names. Suggestions?

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tipsy-godhead:

lol dont worry bout it!

thats a good a reason as any i sorta hijacked my brothers so i didnt even have to make a blog :P just logged in on his one day n never left but ayy u got 1 now join us as we waste our lives arguing about memes all day so interesting yeeeeeeah :( itd probs b best not 2 get into that rn

thx ngl it was a pain in the ass @ first but im glad i saw it thru to the end

I am waaaaaay too lazy sometimes but I figured since I don’t do anythin w/ my life rn other than watch my friends be happy n shit it was about time I made a blog. That’s as good a way as any 2 get a blog I think. We can def waste our lives 2gether w/ memes and shit though. I used to do that anyways so. Just mostly alone.

Yeah let’s not get into the sad shit tbh.

Good 4 you sugar. But I’m not rly into trying to do it anymore. Like. W/e too much work.