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finally watched the amazing digital circus finale and i will say, in my opinion: if jax is trans, he's trans masc

if everyone else gets to have their meatspace version living their best life, he does too, even if his name is fucking leeroy and he looks like an emo from 2000-something

#tadc jax #the amazing digital circus #fight me

pileofblanks

Okay i know this is a weird take and a half but:

Creek, in the 2016s, could have potentially qualified as a tumblr sexy man/they.

Like. Like listen- hear me out-

Look at this asshat

Sans looking fucking outfit, chaotic hair, smart and charismatic aura, suprises under their sleeves, kind but also sleazy, smarter then you think, queerness, criminal and a leader of a gang group, fits the bad-"boy" archetype.

If this little shit survived and there was more stuff going on with their pod, drawn thinner, and if this game was released around that year, i have a really strong feeling she'd be considered a tumblr sexy "man". (Along with the any-pronouns probably being ignored and people coming up with mlm ships with them)

(Also people would have been stupidly thirsty over London 10000% but this isn't about him)

saxifraga-x-urbium

the three genders

someone's last words being "you cannot kill me in a way that matters," and they are already infected with fungi

leashed-nymph-deactivated202506

dildo-dragons

for science, i do need the opposite

theconcealedweapon

seravale99

The House in Fata Morgana spends a thousand years saying something simple:

home isn’t where you’re from.

it’s whoever stays after seeing the worst of you.

fostersffff

The ending of Pokopia is as sweet as it is funny, because I think if I was tragically separated from my pet and years later got a postcard that had a picture of it and a bunch of other animals rebuilding a Wal-Mart, I'd be as touched as I was completely and utterly bewildered.

cryptotheism

"is this anything?" (I open my palm to show you a pure concept)

theshitpostcalligrapher

i misunderstand and place it in my mouth

dildo-dragons

*gnawing on the thing and bunny kicking it*

what?

cryptotheism

"is this anything?" (I open my palm to show you a pure concept)

theshitpostcalligrapher

i misunderstand and place it in my mouth

isekai but it's just coming back as famous people's cats.

like can you imagine being Delilah, Gibbles, or Mr. Butterfling? Socks??? SNIPE??

#isekai #i refuse to explain #freddy mercury

allosaurusfragilis

This probably isn't going to change people's minds, but sometimes it is easier to evoke sympathy for dogs than it is to evoke sympathy for trans folks.

Giving money to J.K.Rowling is the same as giving money to eradicate transgender people. I'm sorry, but it's true. Equivocate all you like, but it's as true as the day is long.

I'm sorry every time I see Avery's Chapter 5 sprites I just see gay black Columbo

#in a good way #avery belle #scarlet hollow #columbo