Izzy's trashbin

my personal hell/only real social media.

[anglaised]

i bring a sort of “everyone should have pain killers” vibe to healthcare convos that the “we hate addicts” average citizen doesnt like

[wordfather]

having one lock of white hair is such a classic character design like hell yeah now THATS a character

[twinkhole-destroyer]

this interaction happened on a post where I was talking about blowing a guy

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[foldingfittedsheets]

My girlfriend and I are laying quietly in the pitch black bedroom. In a soft whisper with no inflection, I said, “Someone is here.”

My girlfriend’s whole body stiffens and they go, “What the FUCK!”

They didn’t feel the little kitty feet I felt or have the context so instead of understanding a cat was joining us in bed they thought I was signaling the start of a horror movie.

[ravenclaw-timelord]

Taylor Tomlinson: Prodigal Daughter (2026)

[raccoonmilf]

When I was in grade school I used to send emails to biologists and zoologists asking them questions to get answers to include in school projects I was working on, and would cry when they did not respond because I thought I was stupid for thinking that some random kid would ever be deserving of a response from someone who does something as smart and cool and important as *checks notes* studies frog fungus.

Now, at 29, I’m lowkey having a panic attack because my academic email is filled with middle schoolers wanting me to answer their questions about pygmy raccoons and I keep putting off answering them because I’m so overwhelmed with all the other raccoon stuff I have to do.

Anyway, greatest apologies to any scientist I ever emailed as a child and also an adult.

[raccoonmilf]

I know your research is really important and I appreciate all you are doing but this is so fucking funny

[do-not-u-dare]

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

[killrockstar]

some of the music i listen to is straight up bad

[tenderwhumps]

⬜️ single

⬜️ taken

☑️ imagining blorbo from my show getting beaten within an inch of their life and crying in the arms of the one they love

[hug-your-face]

via @swatercolor [insta]

[hug-your-face]

This is the best tag I've ever received on a post, I think

[redstonedust]

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

[homunculus-argument]

I'm a fighter, not a lover. I don't pull bitches and I don't pull punches either.

[pineappical]

funny idea i just got for an Eridian character. meet Hardtack

[pineappical]

like a sick victorian child

[grandpayaoi]

new rule you have to live to be 34. you cant kill yourself until you turn 34. jesus died at 33 you can do better

[grandpayaoi]

this is a common law btw. you can check it out by looking up 'rule 34'

[lakevida]

does getting cursed by a witch show up in drug tests

[teathattast]