GET THEE TO A NUNNERY!

SOMETHING IS ROTTEN IN THE STATE OF DENMARK

[ashereden]

Are you being a good girl?

no I’m chewing on electrical cords

[dilfhamlet]

Could you really suck Glenn Frey for eternity?

yeah and i’d do it in a heartbeat

[dilfhamlet]

I remade catch me at dilfsoup

[dilfhamlet]

hi. what

[lizardsister]

fruit fly diving straight toward the glass of apple cider vinegar mixed with dish soap already littered with the corpses of his kin

[07242024-deactivated20240725]

lets all stop being suicidal and create life 2 where its good and everybody loves you

[horrorlesbians]

I don’t shave my bush in solidarity with sigourney weaver on the set of alien

[dilfhamlet]

quite obsessed with havegoodday

[sapphling]

I am NOT trying to trick you into putting a leash on. and if you would just come here, within leashing-range, you'd be able to see that

[sapphling]

did you guys know that people ship the real life white boys who drive nascars because i didn’t until somebody reblogged this with that added

[dilfhamlet]

have to spend the evening with my adopted side of the family tomorrow. if I appear drunk most of the day it is because I will be

[chips1977]

I added something to your oat meal

[tamamoland]

let’s be real the best tumblr has EVER looked was the short span of time where you could slap code into posts and we had classics like these

tumblr has never been closer to the core aesthetic and sense of humor of its userbase 

[joyfriend]

send me a 💝 if im one of your least favorite mutuals and describe how you would kill me in detail

[oldweedsmokingbf]

it's because you're always going to that damn silent hill

[filmnoirsbian]

Very interesting to me that T. S. Eliot is often quoted as saying "Good poets borrow. Great poets steal." When in fact what he actually said was "One of the surest of tests is the way in which a poet borrows. Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal; bad poets deface what they take, and good poets make it into something better, or at least something different. The good poet welds his theft into a whole of feeling which is unique, utterly different from that from which it was torn; the bad poet throws it into something which has no cohesion. A good poet will usually borrow from authors remote in time, or alien in language, or diverse in interest." Which of course has a completely different meaning, less "All the greats plagiarize," and more "Completely original ideas are a fantasy; the originality lies in how you weave an idea that has been previously woven differently."

[gsirvitor]

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