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going offline for a bit bc I just need some time to myself 🙃 love y’all 💕

Ever ride a motorcycle or too scary?

Too scary lol

87-pounds-deactivated20160310

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

magicoftelevision

thebagelhut

I see this and raise you: getting cards for a wildly different occasion and customizing them to fit the holiday you need

motherhenna

discount-butlins

trainthief

Now THATS what I call breaking news...

kittensnax

they’ve also been known to use firearms and operate motor vehicles but go off i guess

THIS IS SENDING ME

blizzard on their clown shit

lichography

So what I’m hearing is that our efforts are working, and we really can turn any fictional character into an icon and absolutely FUCK some big companies over.

HELL

FUCKING

YEAH

thequantumqueer

original artist said to spread it without credit

ororomunroedontpullout

This isn’t true, the statue along with a lUcio statue were removed. Other mei merchandise remains up it was just poor timing also the “article” is by a racist misygonist so not a trust worthy source.

blackarachnya

You and bf stare at each other with straight face: who is gonna break down laughing first?

not me lmao I’m GOOD at staring contests

Do ladies hit on you a lot bc of your looks? Or do you give off a vibe of disinterest other than friendship.

When I’m with girls I try to give off a gay vibe bc I wanna be friends I don’t want them to think I’m being creepy

Hmm. Grant

Interesting

Last batch of names: Corey, Devin, Bryan, Brooks #nope nope nope, ur always gonna be Brendan 😍

I have elementary school nightmares associated with all of those names I’m sorry

Kartrashian sp lol i'm dead rn. 👻 Blake, Seth, Noah, Dustin?

I always liked Noah tbh

nautilusopus

i’m gonna use my hacking powers to do an all pyjama run in pokemon y

nautilusopus

Mission parameters set.

Fuck that noise.

YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM

nautilusopus

God this is gonna suck when I get to Frost Cavern.

Still holding on tight to that 3DS I don’t have and couldn’t figure out how to get back. Our mom’s probably holding it hostage.

Haha I’m never going back in there in case the game notices I’m not wearing the default outfit and forces me into actual clothes again.

nautilusopus

Oh hey, do you want to see how it resolved the issue of not having a full render model?

The short answer is it didn’t.

nautilusopus

Every now and then notes for this float past my dash and I’m forcibly reminded that I had to stop because I got trapped behind Nurse Joy’s counter and couldn’t figure out how to leave the Pokémon Center because the camera clipped through the floor into PokéHell.