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yullo, my name is bagel 30 he/they

[catcrumb]

[amanaci]

everybody look at my cat being scuncht about it

[thebagelhut]

[thebagelhut]

hey yall, i don’t really use tumblr much anymore, but you can follow me on twt/X @ crispiestbagel

18+ please! (lots of drug-related jokes etc..)

[surskip]

I wish cleffa was real i want to feed it mashed sweet potatoes

[surskip]

i would keep it in one of those baby slings and it wouls metronome and cause me to get squished by meteors but that's okayyyy

[surskip]

[memewhore]

[orcboxer]

the aliens:

[travalicious]

why is this the hottest thing i've ever seen

[travalicious]

HE SHOWED UP WITH A DUEL DISK TODAY?????

[schakira]

AND ALL FIVE EXODIA PIECES

[teaboot]

BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"

[strangeasexuallegume-deactivate]

GOT DAMN HOW DIDNT YOU NOTICE

[teaboot]

LIKE THIS

[teaboot]

[slopless]

u know that comic with garfield?

yeah

(posting here cuz i dont want this in my main blog lol)

[nonpsychotic]

[hammercarexplosion]

Happy July 1

[yeepof]

I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences

[duckmeat-woohoo]

The party listens to one of Laios' ideas on how to bring Falin back home. Gyroscopic chicken-Falin!

[nflstreet]

[kingofthegringos-deactivated202]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

you can't kill a linecook in a way that matters they will just be smoking behind the building again tomorrow night

[dickmaster]

Cunty little thing isnt it

[prokopetz]

You're on a goon squad. What's your role?

Gangly beanpole who keeps hitting their head on low-hanging obstacles

Taciturn shortarse carrying a comical number of hidden weapons on their person

Flamboyant rowdy who tries to solo the hero and gets their ass kicked every time

Big talker who knows lots of complicated words, but uses them incorrectly

Persnickety authoritarian who becomes increasingly unhinged as things go wrong

Hulking slab of beef who's surprisingly well-read on an odd but useful topic

Unassuming one who all the other goons are nervous around for no clear reason

Obnoxious braggart who screams and runs away whenever things get rough

Thug whose entire personality revolves around their extremely impractical weapon

Ambiguously queer sadist with an unplaceable foreign accent

Person who says "yeah!"

Other (specify)

Voting ended onJun 5, 2024

[peekychu]

I just started playing Crystal and this tweet won’t leave my brain

[anxeious]