just havin' a good time

he/him

[beggars-opera]

*Looking at a gay couple* so which one of you is Colin Mochrie and which one is Ryan Styles

[cam1lla]

*looking at a gay couple* so which one of you is Laura Hall on piano and Linda Taylor on guitar

[mlarayoukai-archive]

Hello?

[kitty675]

[dogpuppy]

[plantanarchy]

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

[nihilistwife]

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

[plantanarchy]

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

[nihilistwife]

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

[brucespringsteencomments]

[cranberrymoons]

Which is better underboob, side boob or cleavage?

which is better, joy love or happiness??????????

[geigercuntter]

In Wigan they touch your pey to make you wet

[disgustinggf]

[mens-rights-activia]

Sometimes I look in the mirror and I see a woman so breathtakingly beautiful, I am brought to my knees in awe. Other times, I look in the mirror, I see a creature so shockingly foul, I cannot make any sudden movements, lest I incur its rage. idk it's a toss up :/

[cryptotheism]

Off the gelfsauce, behaving regretably.

[boybeetles]

What is going on in r/kitchencels

[kiburebuc]

some highlights from the comments

[bongwater-jpeg]

[virtualgirladvance]

never wanted to pray for someone before

[jaimiofalltrades]

Oh my god, we need to get her out

[ax-ky]

[theabigailthorn]

shit i forgor where I park my caARRARAARRRRARARCARACARCACRACRCRARARRRCARRRCARCARCRACRCRCAAARR

[partywizard]

i may be dumb and i may be insecure but at least i’m not this manlet who interpreted “short” as an attack on his height instead of as blunt or abrupt

[cyberxbattalion]

credit

[papasmoke]

The face he makes when he wants cuddles, food, or sex

[mens-rights-activia]

lol my friend asked me to be in this silly music video he made and I thought you all would enjoy it

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]