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flowercrowndnp

how confident are you that this is a tour?

it's a tour, one hundred percent

most likely a tour but then again who knows

genuinely no clue

not a tour, but don't ask me what it is

i have something else in mind that i actively think it is

the whiskers come from within ⚞•⚟

Remaining time: 6 hours 14 minutes

#a date from it literally leaked a few weeks ago #easily dismissed on its own but they've threatened a podcast tour in the last few months at least once #and all the branding/wording around the announcement seems to match hl #what else could it be #for better or worse

queerdnp

they've been going at it raw for so long that they forgot that condoms do more than just prevent pregnancy

#they like a little safe sex lesson moment too and yet !! crickets

userlesbian

mr. and mr. lester <3

#far enough from the hard launch that they can go “sigh we got another mr. and mr. lester” and everyone knows what they mean

reunitedinterlude

phil batting his eyes // for anon

#pretty and he knowssss it

danandphilnews

#dannyyyyyy

reunitedinterlude

he's out now, he's doing fine

happy 7 years to basically i'm gay <3

#dannnnnnnnnn :')

swearphil

when your partner tries to segue into the sponsorship

#there's something sooo amazingdan about that first gif.....

dilutedfrenchsauce

Keep scrolling past every version of the pic Phil posted really fast bc it's too much for me to look at directly rn. #Normal #WhatAnyoneWouldDo #WhoAreDanAndPhil

dilutedfrenchsauce

Update: can look directly at it now, we're all good #NormalForReal #Growth

#sorry in a silly/procrastinate-y mood today

sleepyslag

"my favorite business partner" is so funny when u remember his brother runs their merch company

#well one business is objectively much worse than the other so yet another correct take from phil !

danandphilupdates

happy birthday to my favourite business partner

phil instagram post

11/6/26

danandphilupdates

#towers #they've hit them

Keep scrolling past every version of the pic Phil posted really fast bc it's too much for me to look at directly rn. #Normal #WhatAnyoneWouldDo #WhoAreDanAndPhil

#dan and phil