yk thereās someone that looks awfully a lot like you in the Wayne family⦠blue eyes, black hairā¦
thatās craaaaazy but that could never be me, Dim Trake Bayne, son to Wruce Bayne.
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@dimblrtrake
yk thereās someone that looks awfully a lot like you in the Wayne family⦠blue eyes, black hairā¦
thatās craaaaazy but that could never be me, Dim Trake Bayne, son to Wruce Bayne.
laughing about the idea of shane who has a vasovagal response to needles because i know in my heart that he would believe in his ability to beat it
he would believe so hard
HE is the master of this situation, and he can BEAT IT
he is MIND OVER MATTERING
he is FOCUSED
he is DETERMINED
he is PASSING OUT IN THE PARKING LOT
shane comes to, sees The Face and just immediately slides the towel on his head down to cover his eyes
happy pride month! everyone start drawing more diverse top surgery scars right now
Missing his ex
my bi queen for pride month<3
i hope we all understand how quintessentially them it is that when yuna asks if shane and ilya have been in love since their rookie season, they both immediately go āno. no no no no noā with disgusted faces on
WEEE!! WEEEE!!! WEEE!!! YAYYY!! YIPPIE! WAHOO! AWAWAWA!!! WEE WEE WAA WAA WAA! ZWEEM !! BABABABA! YAHOOO WEE YAY WYEE !! WEWEWEE!!
Iām reading Project Hail Mary, and Iām enjoying it, but Iām not absorbing aaannnyyyy of these numbers
We have to go 14kps at a 34 degree angle so we dont vaporize the sample thatās 100 meters down in the-
Yep sure whatever you say Grace I trust ya
every now and then i remember how funny the lego batman Dick Grayson adoption story was. like, Dick was just a fanboy in an orphanage who decided it would be cool if Bruce Wayne was his dad, so when he met Bruce he straight up just asked if Bruce would adopt him, and Bruce wasn't listening to a word this kid was saying because he was distracted, so he just assumed Dick wanted an autograph and signed the adoption documents in Dick's hands, and then he just got in his car and drove off. Alfred had to be the one to go back and get him, just sighing as he opened the car door like 'well, i guess it's legal now, you better get in'. like that's gotta be top ten funniest fucking ways for Bruce to adopt a kid. i think that method should be used more, and i personally think it should be used by Tim.
like- fanboy/stalker child Timothy Drake; knows his parents suck and he decides he wants a new dad. and who would be fucking better than the man he knows for a fact to be Batman?! i want Tim to straight-faced no fear just march up to Bruce during some kind of event with guardianship papers he's already forged his parents signature on, deciding to face-to-face randomly ask this man to be his new dad.
Bruce is not paying attention to anything this kid says, by the way. Bruce is trying to leave the event because Jason's with him and he wants the kid to get an early night before school the next morning. there's press and people asking for pictures swarming the street between him and his car. it's too loud, he's got Jason clinging to his hand and trying to keep up from behind, and there's so many people clamouring for his attention that when this little kid somehow manages to slip up to his side, paper and pen in hand, that he vaguely remembers as one of the kids in his neighbourhood, Bruce just quickly scrawls his signature where the kid points and then tries to shove the paparazzi back again.
Jason's the only one who notices, having tuned out all the other visual and audio mess because he trusted Bruce to handle it. when he sees the glee on Tim's face his hand slips from Bruce, and while the man steps away to demand everybody clear a pathway to his car for him and his kid, he leans over and actually reads what Bruce just signed.
he looks at the paper. he looks at Tim. he looks at the paper.
it's genuinely the funniest fuck up he's ever seen the man do. he visibly has to hold back laughter as he claps Tim on the shoulder and solemnly declares, "welcome to the family, weirdo." before Bruce reaches back to grab him by the sleeve and tug him away again.
Tim goes home to pack his bags and then smugly shows up at Wayne Manor the next day, where Jason lets him in and shows him to one of the empty bedrooms. Alfred spots them and stops for a minute, wondering if this is something he should be involved in. then the kettle goes off and he figures it's not his problem. Bruce does not clock that there is another person unpacking and starting to live in his house until Tim sits next to him at the dinner table and no-shame starts referring to him as dad while Jason gives him the most shit-eating grin imaginable.
my pronouns are she/her bc I'll never be him (anthony head playing on his pink ds in full costume on the set of merlin)
rest in peace, Anthony ā¤ļø
āiād let rocky do open-heart surgery on meā well heās doing your prostate exam. idiot.
grace, who has been alone for five minutes: oh my god. an alien! im not alone anymore! i hope he wants to be friends :)
rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it
free fic idea up for grabs. godspeed
Stop asking me for vending machines on my beaches!!!!! This is not design by committee!!!!!!!!
Time to clock out Bruce-
*rolls eyes* fuck two again