Dime lo que quieres (Quiero Lacho)

duo account - tony dalton and lacho posting

[dimeloquequieresquierolacho]

Hello

We made a masterpiece

[lachomelette]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: Better Call Saul (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Eduardo “Lalo” Salamanca/Ignacio “Nacho” Varga Characters: Eduardo “Lalo” Salamanca, Ignacio “Nacho” Varga Additional Tags: Angst, Angst and Feels, Violent Thoughts, Dom/sub Undertones, Dirty Talk, Emotional Roller Coaster, the sex is consensual, the murder attempt isn’t, Explicit Sexual Content, Canon Universe, Established Relationship, Not a Love Story, Top Eduardo “Lalo” Salamanca, Bottom Ignacio “Nacho” Varga Summary:

Nacho had been allowed in Lalo’s sanctuary, far from Albuquerque, and it meant one thing; today was the day. The last day of Lalo Salamanca’s life — or his own.

A Lacho one shot following canon, except Fring ordered Nacho to kill Lalo himself at his hacienda. When and how would you kill a monster that never sleeps? While you’re having sex with him, of course.

[dimeloquequieresquierolacho]

We're finally together in order to watch the rest of sir Avila (and Duenos del Paraíso also we're gonna have to talk about it because RENATO OMYGOD), finishing S2 and going on with S3 and s4

We're gonna have a whole lot to say, y'all aren't ready

[frostyyart]

he's ready for the barbie movie >:3

idea from here

[dimeloquequieresquierolacho]

Another batch of lalo icons!

[dimeloquequieresquierolacho]

Empty head lalo for your tl

And also, just for you, my other half made icons (you'll find the rest on another post since I'm limited to 10 pics a post) that you could also use as emotes on your lil discord servers

[lachomelette]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: ½ Fandom: Better Call Saul (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Eduardo “Lalo” Salamanca/Ignacio “Nacho” Varga Characters: Eduardo “Lalo” Salamanca, Ignacio “Nacho” Varga Additional Tags: Angst, Angst and Feels, Violent Thoughts, Dom/sub Undertones, Dirty Talk, Emotional Roller Coaster, the sex is consensual, the murder attempt isn’t, Explicit Sexual Content, Canon Universe, Established Relationship Summary:

Nacho had been allowed in Lalo’s sanctuary, far from Albuquerque, and it meant one thing; today was the day. The last day of Lalo Salamanca’s life — or his own.

A Lacho one shot following canon, except Fring ordered Nacho to kill Lalo himself at his hacienda. When and how would you kill a monster that never sleeps? While you’re having sex with him, of course.

[dimeloquequieresquierolacho]

Tony jumpscare for your tl

[dimeloquequieresquierolacho]

Today in another Avila posting, we'll tackle Roberto's culinary talents (which seems to be a constant in tony Dalton's roles -- I am watching you taco Tuesday lalo)

See, Roberto has a special technique to spread butter, which breaks the bread in half

And I gotta tell you. I (the 1 half of our duo) am from Bretagne, France, known mainly for our sea salt butter, which is a religion to us at that point. And I have to admit that I have very mixed feelings about that scene, because of course butter makes everything better, but I am fairly certain they are using sweet butter, spread so thin on the bread it probably doesn't taste like anything anymore

Also Maria has terrible taste- hear me out

The way his wife is impressed is baffling to me. Is butter in sandwiches not something that people usually add in Mexico?? Is that why his wife is somehow so impressed by his skills??

Also the way he's acting all gentleman like to his hungry wife like "don't worry I'll cook for you babe ; )))" just to come back with lil sad sandwiches is so funny to me. 10/10 husband. And the fact she's actually so enamoured and impressed by it??? Girl your standards.

[dimeloquequieresquierolacho]

This is the beginning of a long series of Avila postings. We fell into a well we can't get out of. As a token of our appreciation for such a memorable show, here are some of our homemade GIFs (more will come).

You won't believe what he's so devastated about and what comes right after that scene.

(we detail it in the tags so don't read them if you don't wanna get spoiled Avila season1)