utilize huckleberry spin

she/it. the illness. @misslonglegs on bluesky. i do art will chills and thrills

[publicuniversalchewtoy-deactiva]

hey what do you call the little nuggets of water that you put into the molded trays and into the freezer to get solid?

[dimisdumb]

lunch. I hope i help

[broadcasting-equipment]

Calling my doll girl wife "the ol' ball and joint"

[cryptotheism]

Homer = earth

Marge = water

Lisa = air

Bart = fire

[an-ambient-girl]

[matobawataru]

omg it’s dr. roberta bobby, author of one of my favorite tweets ever written

[marxistlesbianist]

Omg she wrote one of my favorites also

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Cant forget the best one

[caliphsmegmafactory]

[msaika1620]

Choujin Sentai Jetman illustrations by Keita Amemiya.

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Post Malone gives me the vibes of someone who isn't with us anymore. Everytime he appears, Im convinced it's just his corpse being puppeted. He's scaring me, man

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I appreciate a sandwich with a good structure. I think people who make those flimsy soggy sandwiches that fall apart in your hands should be shot where they stand and return to the soil to eventually have their matter be part of something meaningful, for a change

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I know for a fact that the cut the rope monster gives insane dome

[greedsrolex-deactivated20200724]

I have a disease that makes me like vampires and titties its callled being a fucking genius

[canni8al]

friend just told me that he and his siblings used to play a game called "abraham lincoln and the slimy slug" wherein one person is abraham lincoln, with a full range of motion, and one person is a slimy slug inside a sleeping bag

and they would fight. and of course abraham lincoln would just beat the absolute shit out of the slimy slug

[o-lanterns]

Make sure you say "I wonder what they're doing right now..." about your comic relief friends every now and then so the episode can cut to their B plot

[wolfbuns]

[segamascott]

[sandmandaddy69]

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I'm watching donbrothers and i love how the late season episodes have been kinda going like this:

saruhara and haruka: actually worried about the situation at hand taro: wondering when he gets to see his boytoy, sonoi, as well as when he gets to harass a poor monster again kijino: getting put on several watchlists tsubasa and jiro: actually just fucking dying actively

[dimisdumb]

average late-season jiro subplot

[dimisdumb]

I'm watching donbrothers and i love how the late season episodes have been kinda going like this:

saruhara and haruka: actually worried about the situation at hand taro: wondering when he gets to see his boytoy, sonoi, as well as when he gets to harass a poor monster again kijino: getting put on several watchlists tsubasa and jiro: actually just fucking dying actively

[publicuniversalchewtoy-deactiva]

just remember when you're being mean to me, this is who you're being mean to.