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ally/31/she/her mostly shitposting about meee

[disordersofresonanceandairflow]

hi my name is Brandy and I’m here to help you install Linux on your desktop computer

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: FOR UNCLE CHARALES DMV: FUCKED Verdict: DENIED

[warabou]

[viralfrog]

[nonbinaryjudean]

made you some graphics to help you remember

[ashenmind]

good lord this thing is useless

[fishmech]

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

[dragongirltongue]

Happy horse on mars day

[lamedrago]

[portalpilled]

[bnq]

um yeah his name was Wheatley

[stargoyle]

Big announcement:

Fucking petting hims

[notdeezy]

Today is the day to post this

[acegender]

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

[bigbigbigtruck]

1978 chevrolet malibu station wagon

[wizardworms]

[newtypezaku]

[4mtns]

NASA just dropped the closest image ever taken of Jupiter

[chocoholicbec]

@hamletthedane’s tags: #Vincent Van Gogh is crying somewhere in the after and I’m crying just thinking about that#you knew!! you saw the patterns!! there is a whole planet painted in the oils from your brush!!#TIL that the craft Juno went as close as 4000km from Jupiter’s weather surface#for context: the craft was closer to Jupiter than NYC is to LA#which is space terms is like. basically being on the planet#holy shit

[kosmogrl]

[drag00ni]

knights kissing

[hylianane]

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

[maseratus]

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

[mousidy]

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

[mousidy]

[bisthefairy]

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

[maightymai]

[wordfather]

this is inexplicably my favorite tiktok ever it brings me to tears every time why did he do thatttt

[wordfather]

me when i fucking GET you

[wordfather]