Dimitri

A hero you deserve! (Totally me) Ask me, the most charming chimera in the world!

[dimitri-da-heroic-chimera]

The Chimera Has Spoken🐍

At last. You’ve arrived at the feet of greatness.

✨ I am Dimitri—not just a chimera, but the ultimate power, intellect, and unmatched perfection. While others stumble through weakness and mediocrity, I ascended. I became what this world needed.

And now? I offer you something beyond mercy... I offer you answers!

This is more than a simple ask blog—this is an audience with destiny. Your chance to hear from the one being who truly matters.✨

So ask. Learn. Worship, if you're wise.

DNI: Arthur, Aristotle, haters.

🐍✨ Dimitri awaits. ✨🐍

[dimitri-da-heroic-chimera]

*this thing has entered your home.*

❓ huh? Who even are you? 😭😭😭

🐍 Crazy stuff going on, am I hallucinating? 😓

[eeveestarstudios-blog]

*the star creature waves at you and talks in a star language.*

[dimitri-da-heroic-chimera]

😅 Uhhhmm... hi 👋

[dimitri-da-heroic-chimera]

*this thing has entered your home.*

❓ huh? Who even are you? 😭😭😭

🐍 Crazy stuff going on, am I hallucinating? 😓

[dimitri-da-heroic-chimera]

I stole ur Barbie.

❔Wait when did I have a Barbie-

🐍‼️NOOOOO MY BARBIE!!!! GIVE IT TO ME!!! 😭😭😭😭

[dimitri-da-heroic-chimera]

*Unfreezes Dimitri*

✨ I'm back alive

[dimitri-da-heroic-chimera]

*Hits dimitri with a bat*

🌀 Ouch! 😵‍💫

[ask-arthurbbu]

Arthur: *Notices him being knock out by a bat* ha ha ha ha ha ha

[dimitri-da-heroic-chimera]

💢 Don't laugh at me like that!

[ask-arthurbbu]

💢 why did you burn me😠😡😠😡😠

[dimitri-da-heroic-chimera]

✨ cuz I can, & you look quite crispy today

[ask-arthurbbu]

Grrrrrr *freezes dimitri* ha you look coolest

[dimitri-da-heroic-chimera]

[dimitri-da-heroic-chimera]

*Hits dimitri with a bat*

🌀 Ouch! 😵‍💫

[ask-arthurbbu]

Arthur: *Notices him being knock out by a bat* ha ha ha ha ha ha

[dimitri-da-heroic-chimera]

💢 Don't laugh at me like that!

[ask-arthurbbu]

💢 why did you burn me😠😡😠😡😠

[dimitri-da-heroic-chimera]

✨ cuz I can, & you look quite crispy today

[dimitri-da-heroic-chimera]

*Hits dimitri with a bat*

🌀 Ouch! 😵‍💫

[ask-arthurbbu]

Arthur: *Notices him being knock out by a bat* ha ha ha ha ha ha

[dimitri-da-heroic-chimera]

💢 Don't laugh at me like that!

[dimitri-da-heroic-chimera]

*Hits dimitri with a bat*

🌀 Ouch! 😵‍💫

[dimitri-da-heroic-chimera]

Me when i fucken get you

❓ Are you-... Trying to bite me?? 😨

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Yea but affecionately

[dimitri-da-heroic-chimera]

✨ Well I'm kinda flattered 😅

🐍 That looks painful... 😟

[arandombbubarnabyfan]

… (looks at @battersweet)

… on three? (Gets down low like a cat hunting prey, wriggling excitedly)

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... (Looks at @arandombbubarnabyfan) :)

(gets down on fours, getting ready to pounce on it)

... On three, two..

[arandombbubarnabyfan]

ONE!

(pounces on it simultaneously, shaking him around in my mouth like a chew toy)

ARARARARARARARARAGH!

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HHGDHF ARGSGSGG ARFHRGAHSGSGGSHSSGSGSHSGGS

[arandombbubarnabyfan]

(settles on @dimitri-da-heroic-chimera like a cat and aggressively/affectionately bites it’s horns) omnomnomnomnom-

(I would do this to Alivaby if someone had an Alivaby gimmick blog lmao but dimitri is excellent blorbo material too)

[dimitri-da-heroic-chimera]

[dimitri-da-heroic-chimera]

If you can't kiss Arthur and Aristotle, they'll kiss you instead

‼️ They wouldn't dare to kiss me, besides, they hate me!

[not-the-axolotl]

I wouldn't be so sure of that.

[dimitri-da-heroic-chimera]

[dimitri-da-heroic-chimera]

Me when i fucken get you

❓ Are you-... Trying to bite me?? 😨

[battersweet-deactivated20260421]

Yea but affecionately

[dimitri-da-heroic-chimera]

✨ Well I'm kinda flattered 😅

🐍 That looks painful... 😟

[dimitri-da-heroic-chimera]

Me when i fucken get you

❓ Are you-... Trying to bite me?? 😨

[dimitri-da-heroic-chimera]

If you can't kiss Arthur and Aristotle, they'll kiss you instead

‼️ They wouldn't dare to kiss me, besides, they hate me!

[dimitri-da-heroic-chimera]

Pack it up buddy, kiss Arthur and Aristotle now

💢 No thank you!... Why do you need me to kiss them both? They're my rivals!!

[dimitri-da-heroic-chimera]

HELLLLOOOO!!!!!

Greetings! I've heard you've been feeling down in the dumps, huh?

[Pulls out a pill bottle]

FEEEEAR NOT!!!

Take a simple pill, and it solves all!

Just a warning it'll put false memories and WILL cause forms of memory loss!

✨ Uhhh.. I think-

🐍 You look oddly TERRIFYING not gonna lie-

✨ Sorry about that... I think I'll pass... Don't trust any strangers kids!

🐍 Stranger Danger!

[dimitri-da-heroic-chimera]

Excuse me, Mr. Dimitri, have you seen my older brother anywhere? Wears a green hat and cloak? Has beef with a goat?

✨ hmmm...? I never seen him anywhere, if he's missing, I can find him. But what kind of goat he's beefing with?

🐍 Bet I could learn more about him if he's beefing with Arthur