Bayley Dos Straps

Private rp blog only. Not the real Bayley.

[mercedeshateaccount]

Heyyyyyy. @dingdongitsbayley

[dingdongitsbayley]

Come see me.

[mercedeshateaccount]

I will! Will you be at the show tomorrow?

[dingdongitsbayley]

I can be.

[mercedeshateaccount]

Heyyyyyy. @dingdongitsbayley

[dingdongitsbayley]

Come see me.

[skygenius]

. . . . . That's not what she said.

I don't - ugh.

[dingdongitsbayley]

I thought it was! And you can beat them both anyway!

[skygenius]

You can’t even understand when I speak Japanese!! Now I have to fight someone who hasn’t earned a shot and someone who I already beat.

[dingdongitsbayley]

Well that’s the only way they’re gonna go away for forever….well, Charlotte might not. She follows titles like dogs follow bones.

[skygenius]

. . . . . That's not what she said.

I don't - ugh.

[dingdongitsbayley]

I thought it was! And you can beat them both anyway!

[skygenius]

Yesterday was my five year anniversary with WWE. It was a long road and plenty of doctors visit but I made it.

[dingdongitsbayley]

Because you're the BEST.

[muscleofaew]

I think Toni Storm is my new fav wrestler

[dingdongitsbayley]

Why? Cuz she kisses girls and throws shoes? I can do that too, she's not special.

[dingdongitsbayley]

[dingdongitsbayley]

How about you go to Impact to be with Trin and LEAVE ME ALONE @charlottesxweb

[mercedeshateaccount]

STOP TALKING TO OTHER WOMEN! @dingdongitsbayley

[dingdongitsbayley]

Of course!

[mercedeshateaccount]

STOP TALKING TO OTHER WOMEN! @dingdongitsbayley

[dingdongitsbayley]

Because you’re not there? Ding dong, duh???

[mercedeshateaccount]

Well I was there before and you didn’t ask!

[dingdongitsbayley]

I was busy making heart eyes at you!

[mercedeshateaccount]

STOP TALKING TO OTHER WOMEN! @dingdongitsbayley

[dingdongitsbayley]

Because you’re not there? Ding dong, duh???

[mercedeshateaccount]

STOP TALKING TO OTHER WOMEN! @dingdongitsbayley

[dingdongitsbayley]

She’s being rude! Go back to Japan and kick her ass!

[mercedeshateaccount]

Stop trying to change the subject! Breathing in another woman’s direction is CHEATING!

[dingdongitsbayley]

WELL I’M SORRY BUT I WANT SOMEONE TO SAY HI TO THE DEATH CLOWN LADY FOR ME

[mercedeshateaccount]

STOP TALKING TO OTHER WOMEN! @dingdongitsbayley

[dingdongitsbayley]

She’s being rude! Go back to Japan and kick her ass!

[theemegasus]

Tam DARES to call me a muscular giant with no brains. Of course, a peasant like her could never understand a goddess like me.

[dingdongitsbayley]

Or you can just do it and stop being SO FREAKING DIFFICULT. 

[theemegasus]

Mmm, no.

[dingdongitsbayley]

RUDE

[theemegasus]

Tam DARES to call me a muscular giant with no brains. Of course, a peasant like her could never understand a goddess like me.

[dingdongitsbayley]

Or you can just do it and stop being SO FREAKING DIFFICULT. 

[theemegasus]

Tam DARES to call me a muscular giant with no brains. Of course, a peasant like her could never understand a goddess like me.

[dingdongitsbayley]

Forget about Tam. Tell Fukigen Death hi for me. 

[theemegasus]

Sorry, I don't speak clown. Try asking @theplatinumplayboy

[dingdongitsbayley]

Uhhh, I can’t because HE is not over there! 

[theemegasus]

Tam DARES to call me a muscular giant with no brains. Of course, a peasant like her could never understand a goddess like me.

[dingdongitsbayley]

Forget about Tam. Tell Fukigen Death hi for me.