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got a really good idea for a d&d character i’ll never get to use
You can’t say that and not share your idea.
its a talking horse. you’d think this’d come with some kind of magical backstory about getting turned into one but turns out, they were just born that way. you find out their mother was a centaur, their fauther is a (horse-headed) minotaur, and they have a sister who’s a perfectly normal human
they’re a rogue/thief because nobody ever suspects a horse as the culprit
Shrek makes infinitely more sense if you ascribe to the theory that everyone is a PC in an RPG, and Donkey’s player managed to avoid a boss battle by rolling a nat 20 to seduce the fucking dragon
“I want to be a half-ogre.”
“What? You can’t. They’ve seen your picture, and you’re a human.”
“The ogre half is at night.”
“Ok, now it’s time for the boss fight against Farquaad.”
“I have my dragon girlfriend eat Farquaad.”
“…you what?”
“I have my dragon girlfriend-”
“No, no, I heard you the first time. Look, I’m gonna roll a d20 and if it’s a 20 then the dragon will eat Farquaad.” -dice sounds-
*pinches the bridge of his nose* “Ok, so the boss is fucking dead now.”
By Shrek 2, everything has just gone to shit.
“Okay, so I go in as sexy human Shrek, riding on the shoulder of the giant gingerbread man, and pull down the drawbridge of the castle so I can slip in and crash the fairy god mother’s performance of I Need A Hero. Do I need to roll Endurance to survive boiling milk?”
*DM covers their face with both hands, sobbing* “What the fuck have you assholes done to my campaign!?”
@sleepy-sheepasaurus
Donkey is the bard who seemingly forgot that their spells require a free hand to cast.
Puss In Boots is the rogue who put all of his points into charisma, probably bribed the DM into letting him be bipedal. Donkey’s player won’t let it go.
‘Backpfeifengesicht’ is the German word for a face that’s badly in need of a punch. Source Source 2
Don’t hire this cleaning service
i will hire this cleaning service immediately, don’t tell me what to do
Don’t hire this cleaning service
i will hire this cleaning service immediately, don’t tell me what to do
damn
y'our
it left 🏃💨 went home 🏠 ever since you decided to be a lil bitch 🤴🏽i know the difference between your and y'our ☡ this is fuckin grindr🌈🎭 not spelling bee central🐝🏫
why do puppies sound so funny
update: this is him now
Rowlet but radical and hip
are you fucking kidding me
friend
this still cracks me up like can you imagine you’re 130 years old and suddenly a gigantic alien baby starts following you around
Firehose vs Flamethrower
This is everything I didn’t know I needed to see today
firehose had a head start this match was rigged