Land of the Dingledots

The mythical land where the rivers run purple, the trees are red, and the Dingledots run wild. Streamer over at twitch.tv/dingledots

[beautifully-said]

[gw2collective]

Time to party (with some raptors)!

These raptors want to join your Tyrian Tarot bundle! For our social media goals, we have two free stickers available to unlock - this one and one on Twitter. Here, if this gets to 750 notes, it will be added to any Tyrian Tarot purchase for free. It’s vinyl and printed at 3″x3″, designed by @anneliesedraws​ (please check her out!). If both are unlocked, you get both added! :D

Win a Signed Tyrian Tarot:

One person who shares this will randomly be selected for a Wheel of Fortune upgrade. The Wheel of Fortune deck upgrade is a signed copy of Tyrian Tarot by the @guildwars2 devs, mailed in late August/early September. A base pledge (“The Fool”) is required for the upgrade. Winners do not have to pay the price difference ($31) for the upgrade. The raffle ends April 27th, 11:59 PM EDT.

Join the Tyrian Tarot campaign!

[cungadero]

got a really good idea for a d&d character i’ll never get to use

[mr-speedwagon-deactivated201902]

You can’t say that and not share your idea.

[cungadero]

its a talking horse. you’d think this’d come with some kind of magical backstory about getting turned into one but turns out, they were just born that way. you find out their mother was a centaur, their fauther is a (horse-headed) minotaur, and they have a sister who’s a perfectly normal human

they’re a rogue/thief because nobody ever suspects a horse as the culprit

[lokiofgallifrey]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Shrek makes infinitely more sense if you ascribe to the theory that everyone is a PC in an RPG, and Donkey’s player managed to avoid a boss battle by rolling a nat 20 to seduce the fucking dragon

[morrithal]

“I want to be a half-ogre.”

“What? You can’t. They’ve seen your picture, and you’re a human.”

“The ogre half is at night.”

[highmachinegun]

“Ok, now it’s time for the boss fight against Farquaad.”

“I have my dragon girlfriend eat Farquaad.”

“…you what?”

“I have my dragon girlfriend-”

“No, no, I heard you the first time. Look, I’m gonna roll a d20 and if it’s a 20 then the dragon will eat Farquaad.” -dice sounds-

*pinches the bridge of his nose* “Ok, so the boss is fucking dead now.”

[squidward-sword-hd]

By Shrek 2, everything has just gone to shit.

“Okay, so I go in as sexy human Shrek, riding on the shoulder of the giant gingerbread man, and pull down the drawbridge of the castle so I can slip in and crash the fairy god mother’s performance of I Need A Hero. Do I need to roll Endurance to survive boiling milk?”

*DM covers their face with both hands, sobbing* “What the fuck have you assholes done to my campaign!?”

[fluffy-luffy]

@sleepy-sheepasaurus

[sheepan274]

Donkey is the bard who seemingly forgot that their spells require a free hand to cast.

Puss In Boots is the rogue who put all of his points into charisma, probably bribed the DM into letting him be bipedal. Donkey’s player won’t let it go.

[did-you-know]

‘Backpfeifengesicht’ is the German word for a face that’s badly in need of a punch. Source Source 2

[shencomix]

[weloveshortvideos]

[disgustinganimals]

Don’t hire this cleaning service

[setheverman]

i will hire this cleaning service immediately, don’t tell me what to do

[weloveshortvideos]

[disgustinganimals]

Don’t hire this cleaning service

[setheverman]

i will hire this cleaning service immediately, don’t tell me what to do

[colachampagnedad]

[shelgon]

[taylorbrownok]

[mylifewithfel]

damn

[flosstbh]

y'our

[brago-deactivated20180214]

it left 🏃💨 went home 🏠 ever since you decided to be a lil bitch 🤴🏽i know the difference between your and y'our ☡ this is fuckin grindr🌈🎭 not spelling bee central🐝🏫

[shelgon]

[bleedandcry]

why do puppies sound so funny

[bleedandcry]

update: this is him now

[dailyrowlet]

Rowlet but radical and hip

[storyop1]

[lgbtsoundsystem]

are you fucking kidding me

[mogifire]

friend

[roachpatrol]

this still cracks me up like can you imagine you’re 130 years old and suddenly a gigantic alien baby starts following you around

[weloveshortvideos]

Firehose vs Flamethrower

[ricp]

This is everything I didn’t know I needed to see today

[plantfunerals]

firehose had a head start this match was rigged