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“Jack, get away from there! The sensors are detecting and venting an unknown gas, it could be dangerous!” I shouted. He didn’t budge. I could swear he was signaling for me to come up on the platform to join him. As I ran closer, I could see that the gas had mutated my boyfriend Jack into a gigantic muscle monster. As I approached, he said, “Breathe deep so you can catch up to me darling!”
My best friend is a bouncer at the new gay club downtown. You know, the one with the huge, muscular guys. He was really little a few weeks ago, but I guess the owner knows how to grow massive muscle gods fast! Anyway, they need more guys, so my friend told them that I am honest, courteous and always follow the Golden Rule. They need their guys to be overly nice because of their size. Best news of all: I got hired! I start my training next Monday.
My gigantic neighbor invited my over for some “brewskis.” We were each three cans in with a weak domestic beer and he said, “I have to tell you that I’m too big for beer to affect me. It does give me the confidence to ask you out though.” I looked up at the massively muscled giant and said, “Oh, I could have saved you a six-pack. I have always wanted to go out with you. Even stone-cold-sober I would always say yes to you!”
Quick bicep check
That point in your blind date where you go from thinking, “Why isn’t he wearing a shirt?” To thinking “I hope this works out and I convince him to never wear a shirt ever again!”
Become so roided and freakishly huge that normal human clothing barely comes close to concealing you. It isn’t your concern, men this superior don’t need to ever be covered.
Free Range
One of my friends decided to buy a farm and move out to the countryside. He complained about all the hard work he has to do and lack of gays in the area. Then a while later he invited me out to his awful farmhouse. He also included this picture (top) of him showing off the local scenery. I thought about how beautiful the scenery looks and how few gay men are available out there. So I bought a plaid shirt and drove up to see him. He got really excited about my arrival. He sent me his address and said that because my vehicle was so big and long, I should park it in the rear of his barn.
Last Winter I booked a cruise through the Panama Canal, followed by a transatlantic crossing to Europe, then two months in Europe, another two week crossing back to the US and a short flight home. By the time I got back the little muscle on my frame had atrophied and my belly had grown immensely. I came home fat, weak and severely out of shape. I felt ashamed to go back to the gym. My workout partner called me up and said that he missed me and wanted me to start working out with him again. I almost ran away when I saw how much he had developed in my absence (see the picture above.) He was absolutely massive with huge overdeveloped muscles! I felt so pathetic standing next to him. He must have sensed something because he touched my shoulder with one hand and said, “Look, we’ll get you back on track in no time at all. How about we get a great workout in together then go back to my place (he grabbed his crotch with his free hand) and daddy will feed you his protein drink? If you are really good, daddy might fill your rear entry with protein too!” After that , I stopped thinking about how I looked, I just wanted to impress daddy.
You know that you have done a good job in the gym when nothing fits anymore!
When your little, nerdy friend keeps asking you out, but he notices that you only like big muscle boys. So he decides to take action!
Sometimes when the gym is quiet and there aren’t any other members around: my boyfriend likes to “play wrestle” me.this was cute and charming when I was much bigger and stronger than him. However, recently (against my advice) he started buying some “Supplements” from the sketchy younger guy in the locker room and he has been exploding with growth ever since! Now we play wrestle, but he has to be very careful not to break me in half. Maybe I should buy something from that tiny, little meth-head guy?
I have my massage therapist meet me at my house everyday after my workout. I think that I t’s been great for my growth and recovery. Of course working on a huge, muscular freak like me has been great for his body too. When we start he was chubby and out of shape. I had to buy my own massage table because he was too weak and out of shape to bring a table up and down my stairs! Now he also looks as big as me! He’s still getting bigger and stronger all the time. Maybe I should give him some of my bodybuilding “Supplements?” A couple of injections before each massage would turn him into a real monster! I’d love to get massaged by a guy that’s way, way bigger and stronger than me!
The male body is a miracle.
I wanted to lose weight, so I joined a gym. My car wasn’t working, so my buddy drove me there and just played with the weight machines while waiting for me. I didn’t really lose much weight, but he sure gained some. Look at how his huge muscles morphed! He’s a god now.
He's on to something!
My nerdy, little roommate was explaining to me that bodybuilders have to be smart. The body, he explained, doesn’t want to change from its natural size. I said, ‘Well if that’s so, then prove it. You are the smartest person I know. I’ll believe you if you look like a bodybuilder in a year. You want to date me? Look like a bodybuilder in a year or less and I am yours!’ Of course I always wanted a bodybuilder to date. He took me up on the bet and almost immediately I noticed his muscles swelling up. Every week he was quite a bit bigger than the week before. He’d accidentally rip out of his clothes just by moving his arm the wrong way. I asked him how he was doing one day. He brought me to a whiteboard in the garage to explain his development, blah, blah, blah… I looked at everything and said that we were only four months into our bet. I grabbed one of his massive arms and said, “We are only a third of the way into our bet and already you have won. Bodybuilders are better with hyper intellect.” He easy picked me up with one hard, powerful hand that felt like it was cast out of rough concrete. “I’m looking at my prize! I’m going to keep growing, I want to be a giant now and I have worked out the formula. Why don’t you go inside and clean yourself up? I need to dominate my tribute slave!” I joyfully ran inside ready to do as I was ordered!
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My roommate in my college dorm room just started working out a few weeks ago.somehow he had morphed himself into a total muscle beast! Thankfully he’s too busy for a boyfriend or a girlfriend, when I’m right here. Besides, he loves all the attention that I give him!
My boyfriend was intimidated by my height. So he started working out. I always loved my little guy, but my new short king is even hotter somehow!
My buddy started a hotel blog. He was one of the first to really go into depth about their gyms. As he outgrew the hotel gyms, he also started reviewing nearby gyms and fitness facilities. His muscles just kept swelling up bigger and bigger all the time. Now I think people watch his blog mostly to see his overgrown, pumped up body.
