I Just Really Like Twilight

My name is Hope. I’m 27. And I want to be a vampire. My main is Taco-lasagna-cocaine. #RuffBois

[mandi-bul]

Stranger

[vamplire]

are you freaky about vampires? have you been freaky about vampires? will you be freaky about vampires? when will you be freaky about vampires?

[what-even-is-thiss]

The meme version of Edward Cullen as a man who is obsessed with snails and moss is infinitely more interesting than the version of him in the actual twilight books.

[what-even-is-thiss]

If Edward Cullen was a man who was obsessed with the small intricacies of the forests of Washington state and enjoyed foraging and taking pictures of snails he would actually be the most unique and interesting vampire character in modern literature but instead he’s an overprotective bitch whose main personality trait is that he hates himself.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Bella would also be way more interesting if she was watching this guy swerve the car over to the side of the road to take a picture of some cool moss and chewing on poisonous herbs like gum because his vampirism makes him immune and going “oh I can’t not fuck him”

[notafraidofstopping876]

Outfits of the Twilight Saga: Brown

[notafraidofstopping876]

Outfits of the Twilight Saga: White

[notafraidofstopping876]

Outfits of the Twilight Saga: Green

[notafraidofstopping876]

Outfits of the Twilight Saga: Black

[cartoondogs]

some alt twilight movie covers

[valentineodium]

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

my actual vampire hot take is that if you're going to be a 'vegetarian' vampire (a vampire that only drinks the blood of animals) you MUST have hunter education. i'm so sick of people being like oh well predator animals are mean and scary because they kill cute 'harmless' animals like NO they're crucial for the environment and if you're going to hunt animals for blood you still need to stick to regular people hunting guidelines and only hunt things that are in season and abide by your areas bag limits

[folletter]

saw this on pinterest and my guts lowkey shifted???? Jacob literally so fine here-

[graceashcroft-archive-deactivat]

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON (2009) dir. Chris Weitz

[seraaphinamorgenstern]

an important gifset of bella in jake’s clothes looking like a cuddly ball of fluffy things because of reasons ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

[uncannywitchery]

thinking abt how fucking annoying it’d be to have a song stuck in the pack mind. Like ur chewing on a vampire n suddenly theres quil belting hey soul sister

[hoahoahoahoahoa]

If New Moon wasn’t written by a Mormon Jake and Bella would’ve been swiping beers from Billy the whole time they were fixing those bikes, vaguely aware that Billy was only pretending not to notice (if a few beers a week is the worst of it, he’s happy to let them do whatever they want to get Charlie’s kid over the damn vampires)

[suitfer]

bella: where are your fangs?

[suitfer]

twilight renaissance happening once again (in my brain)