Wynn Rydderech was quite possibly one of the greatest evils that ever emerged from the despicable pit that is Site-43. He was actually one of the founders of said stain upon this world, alongside his platonic best friend Vivian Scout, one of the most wretched and reprehensible demons in men’s skin that has ever tainted society with his diabolical ways. The two of them first met when Wynn was attempting to poison the local water supply and they knew instantly that they would become best friends with no romantic elements in their relationship. The two of them soon went to Canada, forever ruining its beautiful lands by boring a hole directly into hell and building Site-43 overtop it. In this terrible excuse for a workplace, Wynn was the head of biological warfare and throwing people into comically large paper shredders, alongside co-directing it with his close friend Scout. I would once again like to reiterate that their relationship was strictly platonic and professional and had absolutely zero romantic and/or sexual components or undertones whatsoever, and could not be interpreted in any of those ways in the slightest. Over time, Wynn grew fascinated by superhero comics, and in a bid to give himself superpowers, he hit the kind and responsible Unyielding on the back of the head with a metal pipe before exposing the both of them to several toxins in an attempt to kill the Unyielding while powering himself up, such as mercury, lead, carbon monoxide, uranium, microplastics, Counter Strike lobbies, and “food” recently ordered from Arby’s. However, this failed, and only served the purpose of giving Wynn the worst acid trip of his life, causing him to dedicate the rest of his life to building a giant underground factory in order to create enough oil and sewage to pollute all of the Great Lakes. Due to Wynn effectively removing himself from the rest of Site-43, they locked him deep underground and constantly pumped psychedelics into the ventilation down there to make him disoriented and unable to poison the lakes or the water supply of the nearby towns strictly because Site-43 wanted to do it first. This just goes to show how heartless people can be once they’ve used you for all you can do. Unfortunately, the psychedelics actually gave Wynn superpowers and dementia after mixing with the Arby’s in his system. Before he could wreak havoc upon the world, a good and benevolent spirit by the name of the Set Animal sealed him underground forever at the cost of its own soul. Nowadays, he mostly just spasms on the cave floor, sends up cryptic bullshit to waste the printer’s ink, and liquifies any poor Kindness Insurgency members who just want to help him receive proper treatment for his dementia. This just goes to show that you should never do drugs and stay in school.