Trying my best

[aureliusfortunatus]

[jogo-solos]

dropping everything and moving to the countryside

a genre;

[pulksten-blog]

:D

[diioonysus]

greek mythology | cursed image iii

[team-trash-panda]

Death Stranding as John Mulaney Quotes:

BB:

Sam:

Fragile:

Higgs:

Amelie:

Die-Hardman:

Deadman:

Heartman:

CLIFF:

[kiodja]

[thecollectibles]

Off to the Witches’ Sabbath! by Julia Zhuravleva

[l3ubbleknight]

[pietriarchy]

videogames are very good and realistic

[peyposting]

I will NEVER be the same after seeing pedro as joel this is literally a dream come true

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

[necroesque666]

[sindri42]

[sindri42]

[wulffridge]

[markmaker36]

[wrongxdog]

https://m.photofunia.com/effects/retro-wave?server=3

[markmaker36]

[flipface4]

:(

[ambitiousanarchist]

https://m.photofunia.com/effects/retro-wave?server=3

Retro Wave

Turn your text into a retro-futuristic illustration

[thewhiteboardofkanjisan]

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

[nyanbinyuri]

[allthingsgerman]

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

(I’m learning pls correct nicely)

(Also what does this mean)

[the-void-void]

(Its a german meme about a particular porno from a while ago…) (yes this is what German memes are like)

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

(Couldn’t decide between these.)

[ladybobofdoom]

[allthingsgerman]

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

[allthingsgerman]

[welcometoyouredoom]

NASA Is Giving Away Retro Space Travel Posters for Free

[glumshoe]

My cat has ice cream prescience.

I don’t know how she does it. I don’t know how she reads my intent so clearly.

When I walk to the kitchen to get a popsicle or thaw a slice of banana bread or warm up some mango slices, she doesn’t care. She stays on her chair and waits patiently.

But when I walk to the kitchen to scoop myself a bowl of ice cream, she’s at my heels SHRIEKING by the time I turn on the light. She knows. She’s not smelling it, she’s not hearing me say ‘ice cream’, she’s not accustomed to some predictable pattern because I rarely eat ice cream.

But she fucking figures out before I even reach the refrigerator. It’s the only human food she asks for, and I have to give her a small tithe of it to keep her from shredding the skin from my legs and popping my eardrums. She’s terrifying.

[cipheramnesia]

Registering the unique “ice cream gait”, try walking without rhythm so the cat will not be able to track your movements.

[glumshoe]

But what if it’s not my Ice Cream Groove… what if I excuse pheromones of Ice Cream Intent?

There have to be ways to thwart her Ice Cream Knowledge. Perhaps I will have to trick myself into believing that I’m actually getting up to thaw leftovers, and then I’ll start exuding Leftover Intent pheromones.

[glumshoe]

I DID IT!

I got up to make myself a cup of tea, thought Tea Thoughts, and then at the last moment I filled my tea cup with ice cream instead of tea.

My cat didn’t even notice. She didn’t smell it, or pester me while I was eating, or come running and yodeling her need when I opened the freezer.

I am free.

[casual-derg]

What happens if you think about ice cream while getting something else?

[glumshoe]

I just tested this. I got up thinking Ice Cream Thoughts, and by the time I got to the kitchen, guess who was at my heels meowing?

[glumshoe]

THIS IS SHE:

[columbojumpscare]

You have a semi omnicient god-tier goblin in your house who can read thoughts and can as such predict the future to some degree of accuracy….

…But it only wants ice cream.

That’s amazing.

[uncle-beanbag]

“Try walking without rhythm so the cat will not be able to track your movements.”

Thsis how you also avoid sandworms in the deep desert.

[beben-eleben]

For future reference.

[mollimassacre-deactivated201408]

Thank you.

[fuckyeahifightlikeagirl]

For those who would ever need it. -C

[rapeculturerealities]

reblogging here because i can see this being relevant to anyone who’s ever tried to get out of an abusive relationship

[directorlazard-deactivated20171]

Reblogging because that last comment made me reread the whole thing in a new light and realize this could be vital information. So, putting it out there for everyone, and hoping no one ever really needs it.

[somecutething]

Dog tries to do a cartwheel! 

(via Kim Rolleston)

[dostoyevsky-official]

23.01.21 russia