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[dinosaurwithamastersdegree]

that’s my (kinda) baby... holy shit. 

[dinosaurwithamastersdegree]

BUT I AM A WRESTLING DAD AND MY KIDS ARE OKAY?

[themansxcomearound]

IS HE?! IS MARKO OKAY?! BECAUSE HE ATE KENNY’S FIST!

[dinosaurwithamastersdegree]

He is. Jack is too. I think

[dinosaurwithamastersdegree]

BUT I AM A WRESTLING DAD AND MY KIDS ARE OKAY?

[themansxcomearound]

@dinosaurwithamastersdegree I TRUST YOU TO PROVIDE SPERM FOR MY AND LEXI’S CHILD AND YOU LET THE LITTLE ONE GO OUT THERE WITHOUT KICKPADS?! WHAT THE FUCK, AUSTIN?!

[dinosaurwithamastersdegree]

totally different situations!

AND HE WAS FINE

[dinosaurwithamastersdegree]

2009. The first week of wrestling school. You were 11, maybe turned 12 by then? And now look at you. My youngest son's growing up fast. All the cans of bangster berry coming your way soon. Happy birthday, dude.

[bodakmella]

What gender neutral colors are we using at the shower you secret keeping b*tches? @themansxcomearound @realdisneyvillain

@dinosaurwithamastersdegree you too reptile boi

[dinosaurwithamastersdegree]

I’m 65 million years old?

[bodakmella]

What gender neutral colors are we using at the shower you secret keeping b*tches? @themansxcomearound @realdisneyvillain

@dinosaurwithamastersdegree you too reptile boi

[dinosaurwithamastersdegree]

Fashion things are not my forté? I was wearing patterned swim shorts with an open blazer on BTE. Together.

[dinosaurwithamastersdegree]

Assumin’ ya don’t mean a mini you? Or me for that matter? You are aware there will be lots of dino gear, even if I’m not, well, you know. Right?

[themansxcomearound]

So uh…I guess I’ma be needin’ a break

[dinosaurwithamastersdegree]

Hey, uh, congrats and all that.

[kingmontezz]

THIS MANS IS LIKE HORNSWOGGLES FOOT STOOL

[dinosaurwithamastersdegree]

BE NICE TO MY SON

[kingmontezz]

10-4 Dinosaur

[dinosaurwithamastersdegree]

Like Kenny said, he’s fun-sized. And his brother is bite-sized.

[kingmontezz]

THIS MANS IS LIKE HORNSWOGGLES FOOT STOOL

[dinosaurwithamastersdegree]

BE NICE TO MY SON

[dinosaurwithamastersdegree]

Wait... what?

[dinosaurwithamastersdegree]

Better than whose? Marko is working on his. Mine? Dinosaurs don’t have abs. Jungleboy? Are you blind?

[dinosaurwithamastersdegree]

Defeat? I survived the meteors, I think I’ll survive you three.

[dinosaurwithamastersdegree]

Has anyone seen my curly haired sons? Small? Curly hair? One is probably laughing and the other is probably in a panic?

[gaynaito-deactivated20200510]

“How many years do I gotta do this?”

[unsteadyxsolace]

You guys, this fucking sucks. 

[justajungleboy]

Do ya need anything?

[unsteadyxsolace]

I’d say tape me up and fuck the man but my sister would kill me. 

[dinosaurwithamastersdegree]

Oh, yikes. I totally read that wrong at first glance.