E.M

Elijah Miller. Iron Man if he had abs. Playboy, Philanthropist, and Avenger of that pus...The "E" in Team ZEN

[elijahamiller]

Dad Zane in full effect. Already crying

[zuccimane]

I said shut up.

You’re not wrong but...shut up bro this is fucking amazing.

[elijahamiller]

I believe you but I wouldn’t be myself I didn’t make fun of you

[elijahamiller]

Dad Zane in full effect. Already crying

[elijahamiller]

He was a buzzkill

[magnhildmelee]

He did shape us into semi decent people tho so...there’s that.

[elijahamiller]

Why don’t you let me make fun of him ever?

[magnhildmelee]

I’m giving a different perspective.

I couldn’t keep you from making fun of him if I tried.

[elijahamiller]

Well stop it

[elijahamiller]

He was a buzzkill

[magnhildmelee]

He did shape us into semi decent people tho so...there’s that.

[elijahamiller]

Why don’t you let me make fun of him ever?

[elijahamiller]

He was a buzzkill

[zuccimane]

For a good fucking reason!

[elijahamiller]

Still a buzzkill

[elijahamiller]

He was a buzzkill

[elijahamiller]

We've been busy all day but I wanted to say on here so Happy Birthday Zoie. Love you

[magnhildmelee]

…We’re buying him tactical baby gear aren’t we? @elijahamiller

[elijahamiller]

Yup

[magnhildmelee]

HEY

@zuccimane

@elijahamiller

GROUP SKYPE CALL RIGHT NOW

[elijahamiller]

Fine

[elijahamiller]

Let me grab a credit card

[elijahamiller]

You got played bro

[zuccimane]

You two are some fucking weirdos.

[elijahamiller]

I’m offended that people think we’ve been together. We had the same fucking nanny we’re practically siblings

[magnhildmelee]

^^^^^^^^^^^

[kingmontezz]

YALL HAD A NANNY??

[magnhildmelee]

Someone had to take care of us.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[kingmontezz]

HOW RICH ARE YAL. I HAD A BABYSITTER AND FAMILY MEMBERS

[magnhildmelee]

Well…my dad owns one of the biggest real estate companies on the west cost sooo…yea. |:

[elijahamiller]

Moms a lawyer. Dad does some shit with stocks but mostly has an agency.

[elijahamiller]

I’m offended that people think we’ve been together. We had the same fucking nanny we’re practically siblings

[zuccimane]

Ever have to do training sessions with clients via FaceTime because they don’t wanna leave the house?

Well it’s fucking weird, let me tell you. But it shows dedication so I ain’t mad.

[elijahamiller]

Imagine what the women do after it’s over.

[zuccimane]

I’d...rather not?

[elijahamiller]

Masturbate

[zuccimane]

Goddamnit, Elijah I said no.

[elijahamiller]

You’re not my dad. I don’t listen to you.

Not that I listen to my dad anyway

[zuccimane]

I’m like, a million times better than your dad. How dare you.

[elijahamiller]

Everyone is better than my parents let’s be honest.

[zuccimane]

Yes but we’re talking about me at the moment stay focused.

[elijahamiller]

True. You’re great. I guess.

[zuccimane]

Ever have to do training sessions with clients via FaceTime because they don’t wanna leave the house?

Well it’s fucking weird, let me tell you. But it shows dedication so I ain’t mad.

[elijahamiller]

Imagine what the women do after it’s over.

[zuccimane]

I’d...rather not?

[elijahamiller]

Masturbate

[zuccimane]

Goddamnit, Elijah I said no.

[elijahamiller]

You’re not my dad. I don’t listen to you.

Not that I listen to my dad anyway

[zuccimane]

I’m like, a million times better than your dad. How dare you.

[elijahamiller]

Everyone is better than my parents let’s be honest.

[zuccimane]

Ever have to do training sessions with clients via FaceTime because they don’t wanna leave the house?

Well it’s fucking weird, let me tell you. But it shows dedication so I ain’t mad.

[elijahamiller]

Imagine what the women do after it’s over.

[zuccimane]

I’d...rather not?

[elijahamiller]

Masturbate

[zuccimane]

Goddamnit, Elijah I said no.

[elijahamiller]

You’re not my dad. I don’t listen to you.

Not that I listen to my dad anyway