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FACT:

Usage of the word “The” has begun to decline. This is because as more and more people become educated, usage of the word “Thoum’st” has become more common.

openinmotion

quick question what happened 2009

underrateddoormatt

That’s when we were all using “teh”

roboco-san

got curious and “teh” has an almost identical dip at exactly the same point in time. what the hell happened in 2009

thenewborndeity

We all just shut up in 2009.

kaiserneko

korratea

this video is so well done it deserves an oscar

marvelousmichaelmidnight

IN A ROW?

laurakvstheworld

oh my god the lipsync on this is so good

captioningresource

[Mako: You sucked that guys dick? Korra: Yeah…how do you think I knew that he… Mako: wait, but you said that you only had sex with three different guys! You never mentioned him! Korra: Because I never HAD sex with him! Mako: You sucked his dick! – Mako: What?! Something like 36? Korra: Lower your voice… Mako: Wait, what is that anyways, something like 36? Does that include me? Korra: ….You’re 37 Mako: I’m 37?! Korra: I’m going to class! Mako: uhh, my god! – Mako: 37! My girlfriend’s sucked 37 dicks! Bolin: In a row?]

bloodbenderz

world heritage post

parks-and-recreation-department

dominominomino-deactivated20181

Queer Eye (2018)

bob-artist

Can I interest you in a

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crabonated beverage?

bob-artist

How to tell when your pun has reached both of its intended demographics

lb1967spain

everythingfox

Meep

(via)

prismatic-bell

Translation for the monolingual:

“Where’s your mom? Where? You don’t—you don’t have one? Sorry. Poor dude.”

adhoption

I love the shift between languages when it mleps through the English, as if he’s realised ‘oh, this must be a Spanish speaking deer’, and even more so because it genuinely seems to notice and stops to consider the question that time