No One Shall Pass

i dunno what’s going on

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Everyone be going back to their tumblr phase right now

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Life improvements coming January 13

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me: *swears is not an alcoholic*

also me: *names themselves after the wine god*

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Everyday I consider just not go to university…

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*Athanes about to do something stupid*

Wilhelm: Athanes no!

Athanes: Athanes yes!

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My dad: *earns well but hates his job* “NEVER choose a job just because of the money! Do what you like!”

Me: *becomes writer*

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Memento Mori

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*Choking on flowers playing*

Me after everything gone wrong: It’s a good day today

My dad: To die

Me, looking seriously at my dad: Every day is a good day to die

*silence except for song*

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Gael: You know that voice in your head that tells you when you’re doing something wrong?

Artemis: You mean William?

Gael: Yeah

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How do you explain to your parents the reason you didn’t sleep all night was because you were LITERALLY discussing what kind of smut was worse with your friends all night...

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Also, the 3 categories were: reading (books), watching (manwhas/webtoons) or writing...

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Another fun fact about this is that we referenced it as porn so there’s that

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To quote the poets… we’re fucked

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I’m from Denmark and we don’t really have dress code in schools… until now. A school banned crop-tops and it is RIDICULOUS!!

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When your Polish immigrant neighbour complains to you, an Scottish immigrant, about the amount of immigrants entering the country

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It’s been weeks and I’m still not over the line: “History huh? Bet we could make some” like AAAAAARGH!!! Genious!! Perfection!!

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Just watched Bo Burnham’s INSIDE and I absolutely loved it!! Now excuse me while I continue listening to the songs on repeat…

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Will: *sees people do something stupid* Damn, those bloody idiots!!

Will: *realizes it’s Gael, Lavender and Artemis* Hold up! Those are MY idiots!!

#thisisfrommynewwip #theyareallidiotsreally #Adeliepenguinsandblankpapers #apabp

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I have either made the best or worst deal in my life for 2 free books