[tupacabra]

a soulmate is a person that won’t complain about any of my music when i put my ipod on shuffle

[a-soft-suicide-deactivated20131]

i complain about my own music when its on shuffle what are you talking about

[diphthongized]

heart: treat yo self

bank account: please dear god do not do that

[kushandwizdom]

[ferrantes]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

You can probably tell which family member is coming upstairs by their step pattern but wouldn’t be able to pick out your own

[thismachineplaysme]

If my own footsteps were coming down the hall towards me I reckon I would have bigger problems on my hands…

[bonerfart]

[notagiraffe]

Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier

Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever!

Me: are you ok

[bravadopinfire]

Reblog if politeness to retail and service workers is important to you.

[that-one-irish-idiot-deactivate]

honestly 

[labors]

just got L.A.I.D

Launched Into A Depressive spiral

[diphthongized]

Me: Time to get shit done

My head: Head machine broke

Me: understandable, have a nice day

[rmns-twlv-twlv-deactivated20150]

Handwriting is so cool cause it’s like the written equivalent of the sound of someone’s voice.

[thegabecole]

I will forever think of handwriting this way now.

[igmakeup]

[gumdropbuttons-deactivated20211]

2017 mood

[miridai]

[sanct-cum-deactivated20170402]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[maxknightley]

he’s been split into his Law half and his Chaos half and his friends set them up on a blind date to fuse him back to normal

[diphthongized]

My friend: what're you smiling about ;)

Me: nothing

My head: tutant meenage neetle teetles

[menta1-illness]

*quietly, from under 6 blankets* what the fuck

[richkidsandfakefriends-deactiva]

[firesigh-deactivated20181118]

this is the only context i’ll allow country music bc this video is possibly the gayest and most romantic one i’ve seen in my eighteen years on this earth