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why are you filled with teen angst and death wishes?

Only for Dippy Fresh

proof to refute your claim

okay well robbie is justified and i only said that to Mel because he said THAT about dippy fresh

valid.

Robbie is so petty though. Don't stoop to his level <- said by someone who would totally tell robbie to fuck off and die.

i would say that to his face, but Mabel is currently, as I speak, knitting a sweater for him. I don't get it but I guess she has to be friends with everyone

"Hey, dude, I don't care what you say to others, but don't threaten me too! We're pals."

Well I could kinda tell you weren't being super serious with that and i wasn't being serious when threatening you either. cause we make fun of each other a lot, i wouldn't ACTUALLY kill you, just like you don't ACTUALLY like Dippy Fresh better than me.

"I... Okay, I like you a lot more than him, we know that. I'll give you that."

maybe i AM just kinda screwed up in the head, i don't know what's up with me lately.

"Oh, you realized? Phew.../j/silly"

why are you filled with teen angst and death wishes?

Only for Dippy Fresh

proof to refute your claim

okay well robbie is justified and i only said that to Mel because he said THAT about dippy fresh

valid.

Robbie is so petty though. Don't stoop to his level <- said by someone who would totally tell robbie to fuck off and die.

i would say that to his face, but Mabel is currently, as I speak, knitting a sweater for him. I don't get it but I guess she has to be friends with everyone

"Hey, dude, I don't care what you say to others, but don't threaten me too! We're pals."

ooc: i feel so bad to any newcomers to this blog because lately it's just been dipper being INCREDIBLY VIOLENT towards dippy fresh. i should probably tone it down shouldn't i

ooc: thanks to all your (2) responses reassuring and even encouraging it, i've decided i'm going to double down and get WORSE. thank you

Ooc: lmao no we all adore it

DISCOOOO GIRRRLLLLL

coming through...

"That girl is youuu."

mayday mayday! Dippy Fresh is getting a mom

I hope she's abusive to him

:( I can't have anything, can I?

You're not even REAL

I'm trying to be nice but you're not being very cool 💔

I hope you die

i-think-i-left-my-oven-on

Bro you're just proving my point 💔

If it gets too scary, just hide in my oven! (^.^) No one would expect you too be in there!

Good idea, tumblr user i-think-i-left-my-oven-on. I agree

"I think I get your idea and it's creeping me out."

i think the post where I told Dippy Fresh to kill himself got deleted. I can't find it

"Shocker. Try giving him a rope and a chair next time, eh?"

So this is fine, but saying I hope his new mom abuses him is where you draw the line?

"IT WAS SARCASM! I DON'T ACTUALLY WANT HIM TO KILL HIMSELF!!! I keep forgetting you don't get sarcasm..."

Jeez, just go ahead and call me an idiot while you're at it

"Good idea, but I don't think I wanna rule you up more. Yes, I know, sounds very out of character..."

Wow, you're such an angel... (sarcasm)

"I'm kinder than you, at least."

Only to Dippy Fresh.

"Sure, sure..."

i think the post where I told Dippy Fresh to kill himself got deleted. I can't find it

"Shocker. Try giving him a rope and a chair next time, eh?"

So this is fine, but saying I hope his new mom abuses him is where you draw the line?

"IT WAS SARCASM! I DON'T ACTUALLY WANT HIM TO KILL HIMSELF!!! I keep forgetting you don't get sarcasm..."

Jeez, just go ahead and call me an idiot while you're at it

"Good idea, but I don't think I wanna rule you up more. Yes, I know, sounds very out of character..."

Wow, you're such an angel... (sarcasm)

"I'm kinder than you, at least."

i think the post where I told Dippy Fresh to kill himself got deleted. I can't find it

"Shocker. Try giving him a rope and a chair next time, eh?"

So this is fine, but saying I hope his new mom abuses him is where you draw the line?

"IT WAS SARCASM! I DON'T ACTUALLY WANT HIM TO KILL HIMSELF!!! I keep forgetting you don't get sarcasm..."

Jeez, just go ahead and call me an idiot while you're at it

"Good idea, but I don't think I wanna rule you up more. Yes, I know, sounds very out of character..."

i think the post where I told Dippy Fresh to kill himself got deleted. I can't find it

"Shocker. Try giving him a rope and a chair next time, eh?"

So this is fine, but saying I hope his new mom abuses him is where you draw the line?

"IT WAS SARCASM! I DON'T ACTUALLY WANT HIM TO KILL HIMSELF!!! I keep forgetting you don't get sarcasm..."

why are you filled with teen angst and death wishes?

Only for Dippy Fresh

"I think you have better things to do."

I'M NOT ACTIVELY SEEKING HIM OUT! He's coming here and bugging me. And every time I see him I'm filled with an indescribably hatred and rage. Probably some Bill trick.

"Not my problem, man. You gotta get rid of him by yourself. Or don't. There are alternatives."

mayday mayday! Dippy Fresh is getting a mom

I hope she's abusive to him

"Dude. Abuse isn't cool."

neither is suicide but you had no problem with me telling dippy fresh to off himself?

"Yeah, but, I dunno... I'm just... I don't like abuse, okay? I have my reasons."

i think the post where I told Dippy Fresh to kill himself got deleted. I can't find it

"Shocker. Try giving him a rope and a chair next time, eh?"

why are you filled with teen angst and death wishes?

Only for Dippy Fresh

"I think you have better things to do."

"I'm gonna kill you for Dipper."

@melvyn-jj-askblog

Sounds like someone needs a glass of kool-aid and a bag of sour gummy worms! 😎

"NO! I DON'T— Wait, sour gummy worms actually sound good."

@dipper-m-pines

they're probably made from human gelatin. Like, you know how they sometimes use pig collagen for gummies? Like that, but human. That's something Bill would do.

C'mon, they're normal gummies, dude! Want some?