Welcome To My Twisted Pines

The name's Dipper and I am a huge dork DANGIT PUMPKIN!! I'm a conspiracy theorist, and I love cheasepuf Pumpkin just because we run blogs on the same account doesn't give you the right to vandalize my blog. And really? "Welcome to my twisted Pines"? Is this 2012, Pumpkin? Are we in our scene phases again? Sorry you had to see that folks, here's my REAL bio: Dipper|♍|23|Meme Shitter ANNOYED WITH MY BEST FRIEND

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Hey y’all I’m the one with the racist father from a few months back who threatened to institutionalize me here with an update to my situation

So he got a new job offer and if he takes it we’re going to be forced to move to Qatar for upwards to a decade.

This is a problem because I’m bisexual and nb and they aren’t exactly that friendly to lgbt individuals.

So now I have to move out ASAP. I’ve made barely 200 dollars, which isn’t nearly enough for me to live off of.

So it’s absolutely URGENT that I move out, so if you can help me that’s really be great

I’m working on content for my patreon, designs for my redbubble, and I’m finishing up my last commission, so pls, if you can, help me. Every little bit helps, and I really don’t want to move to a country where I’m going to be even more oppressed until I’m almost 30, since my mental health about being closeted is already bad enough.

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Oh dip dop

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Actual picture of me and Pumpkin rn

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fuck dippy fresh

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fuck dippy fresh

[whynotzoidbergdotorg]

I’m dipper pines and I’m a nerd

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Miya give me my hat back!

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tbh if Robbie is running he cant make that shitty ass weeaboo anime art

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Miya be like: “If you’re a dorito, I wanna DO-rito you”

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I can’t believe the first thing that comes up when I type “youtube” on Miya’s computer is the X Files Theme Song

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I’m surprised its not the first thing that pops up on yours tbh :/

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Just because I'm a conspiracy theorist doesn't mean I'm obsessed with X-files, Miya :/

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The only OOC post that will ever be made on this blog.

//the mun is finally speaking to say that this blog is active again. however, in the past, this blog was a serious one, answering serious questions, but I have decided to let it go the ways of crack and shitposting. Why? Cause I love pretending to be Dipper, and pretending to pull jokes on Dipper. Anyways, I listed Dipper as 15 so lets pretend that in the time from when I started this blog back in June of 2012, to now, he has aged up. So this blog might as well be post-Gravity Falls.

I, the mun, PennZeros (or Miya, as you would better know me) am taking the roll as Dipper’s best friend. Dipper has a small resentment towards Mabel from the events of Not What He Seems, however he is currently patching up his relationship with her. That, however is not the focus of this blog. As I have mentioned, it will mostly be crack and shitposting. Not anything to ridiculous or unbelievable for Dipper, and heck, there might be some serious moments, but for the most part, it will be humor from this point onwards. Same for my Mabel account, if I ever get around to logging into it.

anyways, this will be the only OOC post ever made on this blog. It’s the first one, and it’s the only one. If there ever is another OOC post on this blog, assume it’s because I’m calling a quits.

So yep. It’s all laughy haha times from here on out.//

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Sorry for the hiatus

I see that in the time I was gone Miya practically vandalized my blog, hm? Sometimes I wonder why I decided to piggyback her account.

PSA: Never share a tumblr account with your best friend. Never.

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I can’t believe the first thing that comes up when I type “youtube” on Miya’s computer is the X Files Theme Song

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COME ON AND SLAM, AND WELCOME TO THE ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU SPACE JAM HON

This is a mess of meme proportions

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bill ci the demon guy

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

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half a banana

where

why did you not tell me you were peeling a banana you know i love bananas

give me the banana half

GIVE ME IT

GIVE

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knucklehead mcspazatron

you're a bigger one!

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You feelin it mr krabs

idk, what am I supposed to be feeling?

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Hey nerd-bot 3000

3000? That is SOOOOOO 2000.