-------Dipper Pines------- Mystery Solver

Hello Gravity Falls. I'm here to solve mysteries; if you have any problems, or feel like you're going crazy because of stuff you can't explain... I'll do my best to help you. You are not crazy- Trust me. Dipper Pines

[dipperpinesmysterysolver]

Hello Gravity Falls,

I’m sorry that I haven’t updated in about a week. There’s been some things happening around the Mystery Shack that has been keeping me busy. On top of that, I couldn’t get back to the library to use the computers because Mabel needed my help in some boy-getting scheme or something (on top of that, Grunkle Stan- My Great Uncle- won’t let me use his computer, because he doesn’t trust me or something). Speaking of my sister, I don’t really want her finding out that I’ve started this mystery solving blog; I’m not hiding it- I just… She’ll want to change it… make it sparkly or something.

Anyway, someone who asked to remain anonymous has alerted me to a new mystery. They said that there’s been a “rather alarming shadow near outside [their] bedroom window at night”. They said that its shown up every Tuesday night just before midnight for the past month, and has scratched at their window three times before disappearing again. I checked out my sources, and they’ve pointed to a few things that could be causing this. From Living Trees to a long spider-like thing, labelled simply as ‘Long Death’. In either case, I’ll have to check it out tonight. This person is an unreliable source at times but its my duty to make sure that they’re okay, or to deal with whatever has been bothering them.

I’m going to leave tonight, after everyone else is asleep. If I’m not back by sunrise tell my sister Mabel to ask “the strange man holding a briefcase on the outside of town ‘where Eagle Fighter 1 is’”. She’ll know who I’m talking about, and might be able to help me then. Like I said, she’s seemed kinda busy trying to flirt with this Librarian assistant guy or something, so I’m leaving her out on this Mystery for now.

I’m going to spend the rest of my day trying to decode this cup-thing I found in the woods on Monday.

If you guys need help with anything, I’ll look into your tips starting tomorrow… after I’ve sorted this out. Maybe I can convince Grunkle Stan to let me use his computer by then. Wish me luck… if this shadow thing is what I think it is, I may need all the luck I can get.

-Dipper Pines-

[dipperpinesmysterysolver]

Hello Gravity Falls,

My name is Dipper Pines. If you’ve come to this page, it means that you feel like you’ve been going crazy. Don’t worry- you aren’t. As many of you know, my sister Mabel and I are visiting our Great Uncle Stan over the summer… He’s the guy with the red hat-thing who owns the Mystery Shack. If you still don’t know… I’ll post a picture of him later I guess.

But this blog-thing is not about him or my sister. What I mean to say is, ever since we got here, we have been experiencing some strange events. Stuff so strange, that if I told you about all of them at once, you wouldn’t believe even half of them.

But I know I’m not crazy, and I know that you aren’t either.

So listen- If you find yourself scared or confused about something that you’ve seen, or something you’ve heard let me know. I’ll consult my sources and get back to you. Again- If you contact me, I can help you. You aren’t crazy, and you aren’t alone.

I swear.

-Dipper Pines-