#mystery solver

[iamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

Mystery Incorporated with a Motherly!reader Headcannons

Uh oh, I think that Shaggy Headcannon thing screwed me up

I promise I did it for the hell of it

Did not mean to start Scooby doo Headcannons

Anyways let’s start

* Mother of the group

* You make sure the group stays in check and don’t feel lonely

* Like Ik they canonically get along well and have their dynamics

* But with you there to give each individual love the gang could never be back to normal

* How did you get involved in the group anyways?

* Well you were a one-person detective in your town

* And despite being and doing well you were ridiculed often

* Anyways there was this big mystery that you were trying to solve but the town doubted you and called up Mystery Inc.

* Despite the fact that it hurt with the lack of trust and belief from the town you partnered up with the gang and helped them with the information you had

* And that’s when the mothering started

* Beginning with Shaggy and Scooby

* Not once did you ever get mad at them for eating so much

* You just kept on cooking and/or ordering food

* All you wanted was for everyone to be well fed and happy

* Always checking in on the two for if they want snacks or if they have a tummy ache

* In the future you’re the holder of the Scooby Snacks

* And when they get chased and scared by the monster?

* There you are babying them and making sure they’re alright and feel safe

* You got Scooby and Shaggy hooked and next was Velma

* Lowkey Velma was annoyed thinking you wanted to sabotage them or making fun of Scooby and Shaggy behind their backs

* Only to find out that you were very sweet and talked well about them

* But the townspeople didn’t like this

* And that made Velma suspicious

* Anyways you were smart and always helped her with work

* Good with tech and always made her go to bed on time and get enough sleep

* Don’t forget always making sure she ate

* Basically Yk, mothering

* Daphne felt the same as Velma but ended up finding it diary

* All the nice heartfelt thoughts and concerns for the group was there

* She never felt so ashamed of herself

* She falls quicker than Velma

* Loves the affection and that she isn’t just the cool pretty girl to you but an actual person

* Also suspicious of the townspeople

* The hardest person to sway was Fred

* He refused to eat, get rest and was so focused on solving the mystery

* Highkey disliked you as you made the team stop working so hard in his POV

* So yeah, annoyed with you

* Eventually caved in tho seeing how happy the group was

* Maybe you weren’t so bad?

* Starts doing what you ask and say

* And finally starts making headway on the case

* And despite disliking you from the beginning he was the first to be suspicious of how much the townspeople were upset with you

* He lied he wanted the affection he wanted to test something out

* Probably the first to like you do to dedication despite being told to quit and how well you are

* Anyways he falls last first

* Congrats, you now have Mystery Inc. obsessed with you

* Lowkey extends the case cause they don’t wanna leave you and your care

* But you the oblivious you does not realize this and pushes full ahead

* Eventually the case is solved and they find whose under the mask

* The mystery person was just someone of the town trying to discourage you from being a detective

* The whole town was in on it and that’s why they were never actually caught by you

* Turns out you’re very motherly and nice to literally everyone in town, and I mean everyone

* Even the cranky mean old person in the street loved you

* The people didn’t want you to be a detective and leave them and instead wanted you to stay and be a caregiver in the town

* After the incident though they believed it was best for you to continue being a detective, have fun, and be happy

* You being such a nice person didn’t take offense to it and instead was happy

* You’re just glad the townspeople didn’t hate you or think you’re a weirdo

* They just cared too much for you and tried to make you stay despite being really harsh and manipulative about it

* With this in mind the gang got excited cause they might not have to leave you

* So they invited you to join them

* And you accepted

* Now you spend all your time with the Mystery Inc. Group mothering them and helping solve mysteries

* Btw you’re rich rich is which is why you were a detective in the first place

* And why you could make and/order so much food for the gang especially with Shaggy and Scooby’s stomachs

* Now that money is being used for both all the time and you’re happy

[scoobyandthemeddlingkids]

[swanlike-elegance]

When I saw the Jenny Leclue silhouette...

I immediately thought of this...

The Nancy Drew silhouette from the Her Interactive PC game series.

[dilemsposts]

Annemin tum exlerimi bilmesi… not cool

[mayorwhisper]

Monty wanted a Mystery-Solver Club!

[teesandtanks]

[dipperpinesmysterysolver]

Hello Gravity Falls,

I’m sorry that I haven’t updated in about a week. There’s been some things happening around the Mystery Shack that has been keeping me busy. On top of that, I couldn’t get back to the library to use the computers because Mabel needed my help in some boy-getting scheme or something (on top of that, Grunkle Stan- My Great Uncle- won’t let me use his computer, because he doesn’t trust me or something). Speaking of my sister, I don’t really want her finding out that I’ve started this mystery solving blog; I’m not hiding it- I just… She’ll want to change it… make it sparkly or something.

Anyway, someone who asked to remain anonymous has alerted me to a new mystery. They said that there’s been a “rather alarming shadow near outside [their] bedroom window at night”. They said that its shown up every Tuesday night just before midnight for the past month, and has scratched at their window three times before disappearing again. I checked out my sources, and they’ve pointed to a few things that could be causing this. From Living Trees to a long spider-like thing, labelled simply as ‘Long Death’. In either case, I’ll have to check it out tonight. This person is an unreliable source at times but its my duty to make sure that they’re okay, or to deal with whatever has been bothering them.

I’m going to leave tonight, after everyone else is asleep. If I’m not back by sunrise tell my sister Mabel to ask “the strange man holding a briefcase on the outside of town ‘where Eagle Fighter 1 is’”. She’ll know who I’m talking about, and might be able to help me then. Like I said, she’s seemed kinda busy trying to flirt with this Librarian assistant guy or something, so I’m leaving her out on this Mystery for now.

I’m going to spend the rest of my day trying to decode this cup-thing I found in the woods on Monday.

If you guys need help with anything, I’ll look into your tips starting tomorrow… after I’ve sorted this out. Maybe I can convince Grunkle Stan to let me use his computer by then. Wish me luck… if this shadow thing is what I think it is, I may need all the luck I can get.

-Dipper Pines-

[guhudude]

Solving mysteries... Some real and some fictional...

Okay, so if you didn’t already know about the Beale Ciphers, they’re a series of coded messages supposedly left by Thomas J. Beale (supposedly Thomas Jefferson’s illegitimate son, which would make sense given his name) that supposedly reveal the location of a generous sum of gold and other treasures. They have been partially decoded but not completely, and there is some dispute as to whether they are truth or a hoax, but either way, they tie in with Gravity Falls, so I’m interested. It just looks like a huge list of numbers (you can see them on Wikipedia), most of which are FAR too big to have been encoded using A1Z26. They get up in the thousands. This leads me to believe that they were encoded using matrices, or a Hill Cipher because those turn out to be lists of numbers and they are super hard to decipher.

Wait a second. Beale Cipher. Hill Cipher. Bill Cipher? In the recent AMA, when asked “What’s the best/worst deal you’ve ever made?” Bill responded “NEVER DO YOUR BANKING WITH A MAN NAMED THOMAS J BEALE.” As far as the show goes, this has to be important. Many have tried to speculate in real life about where Beale would have gotten the gold, which is said to be worth $63 million as of September 2011. In the show, it’s likely that Beale got the gold from Bill Cipher in some deal and didn’t hold up his end of the bargain, which is why he had to hide the gold. However he hid the Ciphers so that someone would be able to find it in the future, and that hopefully that wouldn’t be Bill. 

Also, why is buying gold so important? Money is only worth anything because the government says so (”This note is legal tender for all debts, public and private.”). This is called “fiat money.” That’s right. We don’t use the gold standard anymore. Bill and Stan have both referred to buying gold and the apocalypse. What if the apocalypse is in the government? Without the government making our money worth anything, society would possibly revert to the gold standard, as many believe this is still where our money gets its value. Even though you can’t really DO anything with gold, there will always be SOMEONE who wants it because humans are like dragons: they are greedy and love shiny things. There might be some greedy dream demons out there too but I wouldn’t know anything about that...

As a side note, Thomas Jefferson was an Anti-Federalist against centralized banking for fear that it would lead to the wealthy having too much power. Interesting, we have banking again. That could even tie in with Thomas J. Beale wanting to take as much gold as possible from Bill, thereby making him less powerful.

I know I sound like I’m taking this all way too seriously and overthinking things, but it’s just what I do.