Lucifer. stop lying to everyone about your age just so you sound more mature. you’re not 14 billion years old like your buddy Plague Doctor is. we fell 7000 years ago. you’re barely older than they are.
-Iblis, Duke of Hell.
well yes and no, i did fell 7000 years ago as Lucifer, yet, i did exist waaaay before that, as Samael.
You probably don't know that since it was way before you even existed, yk, the good times...
uhhhhh, do the other sins know about this? Or have you just been lying to us this entire time? because Belphegor claims you are around the same age as us???
I am LITERALLY the first demon to ever exist, i am as powerful as a Seraphim because i used to be one before my fall, what do you mean by "lying", that's common sense...
i knew that! I just didn’t know how fucking old you were, man. I was a Powers/Authorities before i fell, so we were in completely different levels and workplaces.
give me a break. not everyone knows everything about you. -_-
Well if you know that tell your karen of a boyfriend to not fuck with a seraphim, i can just point at him, and it will obliterate his soul
Well, first of all, my boyfriend is fucking amazing. And he’s a god. And he’s super power.
And most importantly, you are not going to lay a damn hand on him. this is the first good fucking man I have met in 7000 years, do not hurt him.
I'm neutural party, if he doesn't fuck with me, i won't fuck with him, that's my policy, but if he tried to mess with me ( that if he could reach me, since he would have to travel throught all 9 circles of hell, and face all 7 seven of my deadly sins horsemen) i WILL blast him, and i warn you, there was NO after life for the last guy who was shot by that beam
