JENNY CONNIE HARRISON

RIGHTFUL AIR TO THE LUKE WARM THRONW I AM THE FUCKING REAL DEAL

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STOLE A NEW SHIRT AND REALIZED THE PEOPL SHOULD KNOW THE FACE OF THEIR ONE TRUE RULER SO HERS A SELFIE FUCK YOU

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CURRENTLY SURVIVING OFF OF VENT CRAB MEAT STOLEN PRINT LOAF AND THE INDOMITABLE FASCIMILE CLONE SPIRIT

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OVERHEARD SOME STATION TECHS CAMPLAINING ABOUT THE AIR CONDITIONING IN THE PART OF THE STATION BEING FUCKED UP. SOMWTHING ABOUT BLOCKAGE? I HOPE THEY CAN FIX IT SOON

UNDER MY RULE NO ONE SHALL FACE SUCH FAULTY INFRASTRUCTURE

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I FOUND A FREE CIGARETTE IN SONEONES HAND THEY JUST FUCKING LEFT IT THERE

MINE NOW DUMBASS

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 100 likes!

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FUCKIHN OWWWW

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DONT PUT A KNIFE IN YOUR BRA WITHOUT A SHEATHE OR WHATEVR THEYRE VALLED FOR KNIVES

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IM FAR ENOUGH ALONG IN MY TRANSITION THAT I CAN HOLD MY KNIFE IN MY BRA WITHOUT IT FALLING OUT ESTROGEN REAL Y IS MAGIC

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do u think ha made sure to give u the big tiddy genes just in case

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...I've gotta do some digging-

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WHAR

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FUCKIHN OWWWW

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IM FAR ENOUGH ALONG IN MY TRANSITION THAT I CAN HOLD MY KNIFE IN MY BRA WITHOUT IT FALLING OUT ESTROGEN REAL Y IS MAGIC

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do u think ha made sure to give u the big tiddy genes just in case

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THEY BETTER HAVE ITS THE LEADT THEY COULD HAV FUCKING DONE

HOLD ON LEMME USE MY DIVINELY ORDAINED ARTISTRY TO GIVE YOU A RENDITION OF MY TRANSITION GOALS

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IM FAR ENOUGH ALONG IN MY TRANSITION THAT I CAN HOLD MY KNIFE IN MY BRA WITHOUT IT FALLING OUT ESTROGEN REAL Y IS MAGIC

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[A slate camera shows off an entrenched position within the vents of whatever station Jenny has found herself in. A cardboard sign with "FORT BADBITCH" written crudely in marker adorns a wall constructed primarily from what appears to be a mixture of blankets and garbage, clearly meant to stand against the tide of cold air and crustaceans both.]

[For their part, several corgi-sized ventcrabs sit impaled upon spikes of unclear make, their mangled vestiges a clear warning to other intruders to steer clear of the might of the New Purview.]

[Jenny turns the camera to herself, covered in crab wounds, and speaks.]

YOUR QUEEN'S WAR AGAINST THE INVERTEBRATE MENACE WAGES ON. SOON I SHALL RID MY LANDS OF THESE OVERSIZED SHRINP AND YOU SHALL ALL SLEEP SOUNDLY ONCE AGAIN.

AM I NOT A JUST RULER?

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HEHEHEHHEHEHE IM GONNA GETCHA

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I MANAGED TO CRUSH THE CRAB THAT ROBBED ME TO DEATH WITH A SLID8NG DOOR

IN RELATED NEWS I AM BLEEDING PROFUSELY

BUT I HAVE MY KNIFE BACK

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PRAISE THE DIRECTRESS-GENERAL, LONG MAY SHE SERVE!

YEEEEESSSSS!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

SOCIAL CREDIT INCREASE!!!!!!!!

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FOR THE CRIME OF STEALING HER KNIFE AND A LITTLE BIT OF HER FINGER YOUR EMPRESS WANTS THIS LITTLE CUNT BOILED IN A MIXTURE OF SPICES AND MADE INTO A ROYAL FEAST

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OH HEY WE HAVE SOME OF THOSE DOWN ON THE IONIAN COAST I THINK, I COULD BARBECUE ONE 4 U. PLASMA THROWERS ACTUALLY COOK EM REAL NICE IN SHELL

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I WILL TAKE YOU UP ON THAT IF I AM EVER IN THE AREA

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FOR THE CRIME OF STEALING HER KNIFE AND A LITTLE BIT OF HER FINGER YOUR EMPRESS WANTS THIS LITTLE CUNT BOILED IN A MIXTURE OF SPICES AND MADE INTO A ROYAL FEAST

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I HAVE ESTABLISHED A DEFENSIVE PERIMETER AGAINST THE INVERTIBRATE MENACE