FALLACY

Surprise, motherfucker.

[heyniceworkasshole]

[mothercain-deactivated20231124]

not now, im noticing the pattern

[dirkdotcom]

I’m choosing to forget all of the off-screen (more accurately, off-blog) character development I underwent for the sake of additional drama and intolerable nonsense. Please hold.

[dirkdotcom]

Message to all freaks: I’m back.

[dirkdotcom]

Message to all freaks: I’m back again.

[dirkdotcom]

@vriska69 You’re supposed to like the shiny new Dirk.com post.

[dirkdotcom]

[ewaneneollav]

dark ouside huh? :) thats because its winter now. & if you listen i can tell you more. about this world

[dirkdotcom]

[microsoftedgy69]

Don’t question mark me, you stupid motherfucker.

[dirkdotcom]

😭

[microsoftedgy69]

The euphoria of seeing Vriska’s online, and the despair of seeing so’s Dotcom.

[dirkdotcom]

Your man will namedrop you in posts when you’re offline and then get mad when you reblog those posts. 😒

[ghoulsmashes]

i. oh, no. i’ve been hanging out with cape!dirk too much. no...no, no, no. please. i’m so scared. i’ve changed.

[ghoulsmashes]

ummmmm.

[ghoulsmashes]

nevermind. if i talk about him here he shows up. fucking epilogue dirk strider. bastard bitch.

[owochimuwu]

I've done nothing wrong. Except for all the atrocities. Besides that I'm innocent

[microsoftedgy69]

C’maaahn. I’m a birthday boy.

[dirkdotcom]

@mechasnarl No, I’m just lazy.