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things dirk gently would definitely do.  submissions are open!

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dirk gently would go on high places such as above the cabinet to look for things he misplaced.

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dirk gently would rather cover himself in his various colourful jackets than to put on a winter coat during the cold

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dirk would definitely be in complete disbelief and burst into tears the first Christmas he spends with his friends, having never received a gift before.

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dirk gently would notice that a snake is 90% neck.

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Dirk would try teaching himself how to tap dance at least twice.

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Dirk would try to watch, read and listen to everything his friends recommend him and it would consume him.

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Dirk gently would water all the plants in the garden, including the weed and the trees.

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dirk gently would hum the mission impossible theme when trying to discreetly sneak into someplace and get caught

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dirk gently would paint all his friends and hang it on his agency wall.

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Dirk would totally want to go Trick-or-Treating even though Todd would tell him it's for kids, and in the end Dirk would drag everyone along with him as he goes house to house

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Dirk would absolutely love Halloween and beg his friends to dress up in matching costumes.

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dirk gently would hug trees and bushes even though they’re all pretty prickly and uncomfortable

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Dirk Gently would offer to help someone with something extremely heavy, and everyone would be surprised when he carried it without a problem, and he'd just stand there holding it like, "What?"

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dirk gently would hate to sneeze when he's cold, because it always distracts him thinking of what he wanted to say.

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((hey guys sorry for the long time no update, i currently have exams on my plate right now so i haven't had time to brainstorm ideas for this blog. that being said i desperately need suggestions! if you think of something that is witty and appropriate, send it in!))

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dirk gently would play around with chemicals in the laboratory to see what he could mix without a formula.

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dirk gently would play the bean boozled challenge with his friends when they couldn't agree on something, the one who didn't get the rotten bean is announced as the winner.