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“Eat your friends and keep your enemies in the fridge.” -Blake and Austin

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“Get some titties like  a real man.” -Austin

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“You work hard at LASA and then you make a lot of money. And what do you do with that money? Cocaine.” -A beloved high school teacher

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“Wives are replaceable but phones are forever”-Austin

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"Nirvana is relaxing." -Devin

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BYOG: bring your own juice

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“It’s a puppet, a dildo puppet.” -Blake

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“Is dick a form of transportation?” -Thomas

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“That’s the secret captain. I’m always upset.” -Sam

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A conversation between Austin and Blake.

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“White people age like milk.” -TK

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I've a mighty need to know which one of you runs this

Tk and austin sometimes but most tk

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“Wow! Space is just so many” - Austin

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“I don’t give a fuck about your lab safety.” -Ali

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“Okay were going to settle this like men, which means I’m gonna cry a little and then we’ll hug after” - Austin

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"I am doing my best!" everyone at some point but mostly Austin

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"I only see douchebag" - Jonathan