Loviatar's Lair

[dirtybg3confessions]

FAQs

Help! I can't see the confessions! What is your policy on Dead Dove: Do Not Eat?

Blog Moderation FAQs

How do I submit a confession?

You can send your naughty, naughty confessions anonymously through the ask box. (Make sure you hit the toggle!) You can also submit posts, though those aren't technically anonymous. But rest assured, anything you submit stays between us and Loviatar, darling- they'll be edited and posted in the same manner as the others.

When will my confession be posted?

Right now, the inbox is staying steady at 2,000+ open asks (that's 167 days of posts!) at a time. Generally, this means that confessions are edited and added to the queue around 4-6 months after they're submitted, and then posted generally within a week after that. Tumblr probably did not eat your ask, though we understand the concern as tumblr hungers for asks the same way Gale hungers for your boots.

How often do you post?

The queue is set to post 12 posts a day over 24 hours. This means that there's roughly one post every 2 hours. This is a change from the prior settings.

In what order are confessions posted?

Generally, confessions will be posted in roughly the same order they're received. Order will be adjusted within a "batch" to make sure we're generally not double or triple posting the same character in a row.

Sometimes an ask may take a little longer based on the complexity. How many characters are in this confession? Do we need to hunt down unnamed goblin #3 who is a secret appearance in the goblin camp if and only if you're wearing a purple hat? These confessions will be posted- but may take a little bit longer.

Do you double post confessions?

No. Every confession is unique. Though, fandoms tend to go through "phases" where a lot of people have similar ideas about the same character for a burst of time, which can lead to similar confessions. Additionally, people tend to write with a "voice" so when the same anon is writing for a different character (or the same one), it may read similar to an earlier confession.

How do you tag your posts?

Generally, everything receives bg3 and dirty confessions tags. From there, we tag the characters involved. Recently, we have begun tagging more extreme kinks beyond the standard smut someone scrolling on "Dirty Baldur's Gate 3 Confessions" can reasonably expect to see.

If there's something specific you see that you would like us to tag, a simple "Hey, can you please tag x thing?" in the ask box goes a long way. Detect thoughts was not on our spell list.

Do you post every confession you receive?

We are the wardens, not the judge. We post 99.9% of confessions we receive. Your kinks won't get you shamed here- but being rude to other confessors will. It's all in good fun and some lighthearted teasing is one thing, but don't be mean (without consent, anyway).

Ultimately, your mods reserve the right to decide whether or not to post a confession.

Can I be a mod?

DBG3 is not currently looking for mods, but an announcement will be made when/if that changes!

Hopefully this has answered most of your burning questions. Now...

Turn and face the wall, darling.

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I want Jaheira to tie me up with vines and make fun of me >.<

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I want Haarlep to ride me in my own form, so I'm already feeling both fucked AND fucking, and then for Raphael to ram his cock into me as well. I bet that would fix me... or drive me insane with pleasure. Either's fine by me!

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sazza. i Need her.

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I need to lovingly tend to nine-fingers' wounds after the zhentarim fight in the guildhall. To wipe the blood off her face. Then kiss her. And when she feels good enough she can take me on her desk until she forgets all about that gory debacle.

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i need the emperor to fill me with all his tentacles. idk if he can cum or piss but give me all that illithid juice. he needs to just destroy my body and my mind until im just his filthy little slut puppet💗💗

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Man I had the best dream ever. First I got spit roasted by Astarion and Gortash. Then Astarion and I had the most passionate sex and then we convinced Gortash to stop his plan of world domination with the power of his dick and my cunt

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Halsin needs a bra and i will happily fulfill that role

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I need to make Kar'niss into my loving housewife

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I want to be bent over Professor Gale Dekarios' desk at his Blackstaff Academy office, his cock slamming into me as he gropes me and uses Mage Hand to gag my screams. Wouldn't help if an apprentice walked in just as he moans and violently cums inside me though...

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I think I've finally seen the light. Wyll is baby girl and should be treated as such. Put him in a collar

-THE anon

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I’m a cis lesbian. But something about Rolan…makes me want to rail him until he’s just a moaning with my cum dripping down his thighs. I don’t know what that says about me.

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I want my Tav to gently dom Astarion. I want her to press him against the wall and kiss him silly, then hold his chin in a grip so strong it could bruise untill he tells her exactly what he wants. Not whatvhe thinks she wants, not what he thinks he should want. She wants to knoe what he realky want and will not let anything happen untill then. If it's just a night cuddled together she is happy to do that

If it's the mkst kinky or vanila sex she's game too.

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NEED to bend my tav in half and rail him and make him beg and cry. he'd cream so pretty on my cock and id hold him and tell him what a good boy he is. tiefling pussy got me acting unwise or whatever

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I want Balthaazar to make me his personal sex doll. I want him to use magic so I can onky exsist to please him. I want tmhim to fuck me on the table he uses for sewing up corpses, choking me as he chases his release. I want to wake up to his dick already inside of me as he fuck me quick an hard while taking a break from magic. I want him to cut my back into sygils as he fucks me and I cry. I want to spend my days on my knees under my desk with his dick in my mouth as he peruses the tomes. I want him to remind me he cluld make another fuckdoll at any point (but he is still keeping me bc he likes the warmth of willing alive flesh). I want him to fist me absent mindedly as he is curious how much of his hand can I take. I want to hear his tights and stomach slapping against mine as the stench of the undeath becomes familiar and then welcoming. I want to drip with his cum and be ready for his cock at any monet, days and nights blurring into servitude

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If all the myconids in the circle are kind of a hive mind, I'd imagine that if you'd get nasty with Sovreign Spaw, they would join in. Geting touched all over by countless hands, fucked by mycobid after another filling all of your holes. Being full of their seed as every member of the circle gets their release in you. Soverign Spaw being proud of you habdling them all and fuckung you again, adding their seed to your already full body

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I could fuck the whiny entitled bitch out of Nere. He would look so pretty on my cock as I fuck him within the inch of his life. His ass aboslutely demolished, cum dripping down his tights, all he can think of is beg for more as I make him cum over and over untill he forgets his own name