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(9/02/16) for archival purposes:

this story will be continued on backup blogs. sad day but i can’t get around it. can’t change these urls either, so here are the new ones:

miles: dlrtybolt

reese: reesc

penny: pcnnv

aurora: avrcra

pigeon: plgecn

ashton: eevore

mindy: mlttcns

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@dirtybolt: fawn called britney spears a mess so i just want to let the world know i'm single and ready to mingle! hello ladies and gents!

@dirtybolt: currently looking for a man or woman that APPRECIATES legends.

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@dirtybolt: some lunch with my vegan babie 

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text → love 💞

FAWN: exactly so i'm just making sure you know i wouldn't mind doing double the work

MILES: duly noted 👀

MILES: you know that goes both ways

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text → love 💞

FAWN: dunno. just making sure. i also don't want you to think i'm not doing is just cause you want it bc i wouldn't mind

MILES: i know u wouldnt do something if u didnt want to

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text → love 💞

FAWN: ... possibly

MILES: well yeah why wouldn't i?

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text → love 💞

FAWN: do you actually want double the b******s?

MILES: are you offering?

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text → love 💞

FAWN: i have a question

MILES: yes?

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text → love 💞

FAWN: hello, my lovely, beautiful, sweet, amazing boyfriend. ☺️

MILES: hi baby 😘

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@dirtybolt: so like, does this mean double the b******s? @dirtybolt: sorry, i meant double the love, affection, and care?

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@dirtybolt: i love reese so much that's my boy

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@dirtybolt: (goofy pic bc we got jokes) not quite midnight yet but i’m a growing boy n i need my sleep..... but in about an hour, fawn may and i have officially been dating for two whole years!!! :^) she's asleep next to me right now and that's how i want it to be forever. i feel like as a kid i blindly thought i would be with whoever i had a crush on for the rest of my life & i wish i could go back in time and tell myself i wouldn't find the one until i was seventeen -- would save me a lot of heartbreak, because i mean it now. but now i'm happier than i could ever imagine! we went from making out in empty movie theatres to..... ok wait we still do that sometimes, except now we also live together so we can do it at home too. lmao. i wrote a fucking mouthful this time last year but i wanted to keep this one kinda short + to the point... i luv fawn may with my whole dead black heart, this is just one small milestone in the grand scheme of our big future together and i look forward to the rest of forever :'^) my best friend forever and the love of my life, thank you for everything you do fawn 🌹🌹🌹 i love you.

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text → fawn may 🌹

FAWN: hey handsome

MILES: how are you?

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text → fawn may 🌹

MILES: hi hunny :^)

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@dirtybolt: finally it's june 7th and no longer #nationalkissingday, i can finally pull my face off of fawn's for long enough to tweet

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@dirtybolt: ew wtf im so in love

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@jeeperspain: ok but. i just realised how shitty all of my films are

@dirtybolt: @jeeperspain bc i'm in them? tru

@dirtybolt: @jeeperspain jk they're great wtf