Dirty Pedro Character Confessions

Love Pedro Pascal's characters? Have some dirty thoughts you just gotta get off your chest? Confess them here! READ THE RULES BEFORE SUBMITTING A CONFESSION Run by max--phillips Icon from retroicxns

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Oh geez uh. Hi! Remember like a year and a half ago when I said I would get back on top of this blog and then proceeded to not do that? Lmao

WELL, now that I have a stable job and my mental health is significantly better than it was, AND this account is getting notes again, I think I might actually come back and do this thing.

I want to also point something out—I don’t know what was going on with a confessions blog that was part of some drama a couple weeks ago as of this post. That wasn’t me, and I honestly don’t know what the blog in question even was. These are (usually horny) confessions about Pedro’s universe of characters, not other people in the fandom, not Pedro himself, none of that. Just the characters.

With all that said, once I get photoshop to cooperate with me on my computer again, I’ll get some confessions up and posted! Love y’all!

~ya boy @max--phillips

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Confession: I want to lay in bed with Frankie, my head on his chest as he caresses my back or slowly runs his fingers through my hair.

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Confession: So glad to see you're back! Cause I haven't been able to stop thinking about Joel making me cockwarm him and just edging me while I sit on his cock and whimper into his neck. TLOU is gonna be the death of me.

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Confession: Javier Peña can fix me. I feel like one kiss from him could make me a better man.

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Confession: Confession:  Honestly would love to ride Agent Whiskeys boot. I feel like him  letting me grind on his boot while he tells me "You're somethin out of a  fuckin dream" or just a simple "Good boy" in that damn accent of his  would solve every problem I have.

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Confession: My Pedro character confession? I need some comfort and intimacy. I want to sit on Marcus Pike's lap and get a hug and a cup of cocoa. I want Agent Whiskey to drawl sweet nothings into my ear and tickle my neck with his mustache. I want Javier Pena to let me bum a cigarette and pour me a drink and tell me a dirty joke to make me laugh.

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Confession: I want Dieter Bravo to settle down with Anika and end up being the most “normcore” suburban dad ever. He needs one of those funny aprons to wear while grilling in the backyard. He needs breakfast cereal on Saturday mornings. He needs frustrating trips to the hardware store. 😂

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Confession: I was rewatching the last episode of mandalorian season 2 and the way he just wields that spear is so sexy for no reason

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Confession: I just wanna be held by din while he grinds into me and talks dirty in mando'a

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Confession: I want din to lay on me like a huge weighted blanket. Maybe my anxiety will finally go away.

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Confession: I've been single for my entire 20's and guys my age are just exhausting. Frankie has ignited a love of big, competent DILF's I may never recover from, and I'm honestly not mad about it.

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Confession: not dirty but as someone who is as touch starved and emotionally repressed as our space dad, din djarin, i yearn and crAVE to give him the biggest, softest, warmest hug to this tin can man. just arms wrapped around each other, while either hands are softly rubbing onto his back in comfort, i'd nestle my face to his chest while his is on the crook of my neck and maybe we'd even tear up  thanks to the pure catharsis of the embrace

idk man i do not wish to be horny anymore,, i just want to be happy :")

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Confession: I realise might be the minority here but I’d much rather see the Thief in the lingerie with that robe

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Confession: I have a confession to me, I have been having  passionates night with Oberyn Martell, when my farther had already promised me to a Lord. I do not want to marry this Lord, I want to spend my days and night with Oberyn and him only.

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Confession: Just gonna say it but I would risk a UTI for: Ezra and Joel. Just might guzzle some cranberry juice before and after, cause we all know those two can get a bit rank if only because of living situations 😅 but we all know the risk would be worth it 👀

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Confession: I really want to marry Marcus Pike. Like, this man deserves so much better than what he got. Let me be his freaking housewife and have his kids LET ME GIVE YOU A FAMILY LIKE YOU WANT I LOVE YOU.

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Confession: Watch me snatch El Diablo's robe and pair it with some lingerie just to see what he does

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