on the first read through of the thief, when gen talks about the history of the prison he's in and how the political landscape of sounis changed, you think. oh yea. just a general exposition of the world by the author, you don't really question how he knows it even though he literally says most people in the city don't know it was ever anything but a prison. on the rereads though,
Me anytime anyone says they need a new book to read: The Queens Thief! Have you thought of reading The Thief by Megan Whalen Turner? You should absolutely read The Thief.
you want REAL enemies to lovers? they're from rival countries who wage war against one another. he steals from her, over and over again. she maims him. she's the reason he has nightmares. she's the only one who can soothe him. calf love that survives amputation. she jokes about poisoning him. he kills for her honour. she lets him do whatever he wants. he kidnaps her so she will marry him. they wear matching embroidery. she cried on their wedding night. he saved her from her fate. she saved him from his fate. he didn't marry her to become king. he became king because he wanted to marry her. they're both just two lonely kids. the gods themselves have been rooting for them.
(excuse the outfit, it's vaguely based off what i saw the sounisian characters wearing in the official artwork but i didn't fully commit to faithful details nor do better research on what the proper attire would have been because i just wanted to draw)
i am re-reading the thief and one thing i adore is how the book takes pains to establish gen as uncool up front. he starts off in prison, and it is not sexy. he has sores, he is weak from lack of exercise, he stinks. he's there because he loudly confessed to a crime in front of a bunch of witnesses. he is genuinely afraid of the magus's threats. he leaves prison and immediately is crying, snot streaming down his face crying, because he hasn't seen direct sunlight in so long and his eyes hurt. he's going to be your favorite most badass character of all time, but he first we have to establish that he's pretty lame, just to balance things out.
I skipped last month, I was away in June and didn't have time to do my May review, and I also feel like my reading has diminished a bit. I've been feeling a little overwhelmed with all the great fics out there. Part of me wants to be able to read averything my dear friends write, also discover new writers, and try to give all the love because I can see the engagement is down and I want to be able to show support. But I also want to read older fics, and the books that I have been accumulated lately. And I know it might sound stupid because no one is forcing me to read. But anyway, I just wanted to share what's been going on in my brain.
Recap : 732 465 word count - 20 stories - Joel Frankie and Din were a lot on my mind this month
✨ indicates my favorites - Listen, this month they are all favorites
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Joel Miller
Big News @wheresarizona - Joel Miller x f!reader - one shot - Sweet sweet sweet, just a short little fic that brought me so much joy
What if @bluestar22x - Joel Miller x f!reader - completed series - I'm sad this series is over, but it was such a great adventure to read it and choose the different path, I know one day i'll go back and try another route to see what will happen
Portus Salutis @lillaydee - Joel Miller x f!reader - one shot - Joel with a twist. Lil writes the best asshole Joel, and I want to hate her for it, but she does it so well 😆
The Tomato Queen of the Apocalypse Meets the Most Handsome Scowl on Earth @the-blind-assassin-12 - Joel Miller x f!reader - one shot - Just the right amount of angsty but some hope in it. I hope Alyssa will bless us with more from these two.
A kid's dream @petalsinblood - Joel Miller x f!reader - ongoing series - Oh do i love the premise for this story. I can't wait to read more from it.
✨Leave off your wandering @oonajaeadira - Joel Miller x f!reader - completed series - Oh how I loved this series. It takes it's time, and it feels so real. I fell in love with everyone and everything, especially Ellie and the sheep.
✨See you at three @almostfoxglove - Joel Miller x ofc - completed series - Finally finished this story and oh boy how I loved it. I'm in love with this Joel, Nell but mostly with Sarah and Ellie being the best menaces to exist.
Frankie Morales
✨The Small Things of a whole @sawymredfox - Frankie Morales x Benny Miller - ongoing series - The love I have for this story is heard to put in words, it's love and care and devotion and everything I ever wish for a FishBen story
✨Second Chance @the-blind-assassin-12 - Frankie Morales x f!reader - ongoing series - Not only do we have Frankie rescuing puppies, but we have fun dogs, and a non official therapy cat! Of course I love this story
✨The Devil's Pilot @vodkaandpizza - Frankie Morales x ofc - ongoing series - Oh how I love Esie, even more than Frankie (but don't worry I love him very much too).
✨Holding Pattern @auteurdelabre - Frankie Morales x f!reader - ongoing series - This story broke my heart and mended it back. Of course Emma is a master in writing angst and happy endings. i'll never tire of her writing.
Din Djarin
Eyes drabble @sawymredfox - Din Djarin x f!reader - one shot - I want to get lost in his eyes
✨Human @petalsinblood - Din Djarin - one shot - Soph writes angst like no one and this hurts good.
✨Short Debts Make Long Friends - Din Djarin x f!earthling reader - ongoing series - Hello? Obsessed much? I discovered this story thanks to @djarins-cyare and fell deep into it. Oh how I love it, how I'm dying to see what happens next. it's wonderful, funny, has a great world building, and damn do I love Din.
Other P boys
I'll be there for you @bluestar22x - Javi G x f!reader - completed series - Always a pleasure to return to this sweet sweet couple.
Too sweet @oonajaeadira - Javi G x f!reader - ongoing series - It is sweet, so so sweet, and I live for that!
✨Clarusco @half-moon16 - Javi P x f!reader - one shot - HOOOOOT, but also, how dare you write feelings and angst like this? That ending was perfect!
The buttoned dress @milla-frenchy - Javi P - one shot - This is canon, we all know this is exactly what happened after that scene.
✨Compulsion @iamskyereads - Ezra x OFC - completed series - How can I explain thi. It's like reading a great Sci-fi novel, with wonderful Ezra in the mix. The worldbuilding is wonderful, the characters fully fleshed. I wished I could read more and more of them
✨Coco's nut @oliveksmoked - Tim Rockford x f!reader but with many other P boys - completed series - So wonderful, so whimsical, a little sad, just the right amount. I'm happy I finally read this story
✨The Locksmith series @oonajaeadira - The thief x f!reader - I should hate Adira for breaking my heart like she did here, but really, this was such a wonderful story and she did give me a happy ending so I forgive her (I always will darling, you can break my heart as much as you want because I know you mend it in the end)
My own writing
Over The Andes | Frankie Morales x f!reader | 🍬💔🔥
Prologue - chapter 1 - chapter 2 - chapter 3
The problem with trying to recommend the Thief to someone is trying to make it sound interesting without spoiling it. "So like there's this thief and then he goes and he steals something and then he loses it. And there's traveling and...sleeping? I swear it's awesome."
"That doesn't sound fun."
"No, but hear me out. The thief guy complains a lot and is super obnoxious."